well... this time, you'll have to guess who i am. no more giving hints. yes, i know this pisses you all off but after almost two years chatting in the so cal room... i feel i'm entitled. most of the regulars have chatted with me and i've even made it to a few of the 'meet-and-greets' held in the local area. but what i really want to know is... does anyone really hook-up in here? lol. oh, i'm such the newbie. hehe

My Ideal Person Uh... who said i'm looking for a parnter? what if i like being by myself? is there anything wrong with that? does it make me an asshole to just want to chat? why can't women get themselves off? hell, 9-out-of-10 seem to tell us guys to go 'fuck ourselves' daily and after decades of practice... we can. what is it about women that makes them so hard to teach? it's not like rocket science. you take your right hand, you know, the one God gave you, and put it to work down there. rub around a little bit and before you know it, voila... orgasm. try it, you might like it. it's one of those things that if you do it once, you'll most likely do it again(yes, that means 'multi-orgasmic'). i believe that if more women would take the time and just get it done and over with, they'd be nicer to be around and i'd might go hangout with them more often. as it stands, these women have so much sexual frustration built up it's like a dark cloud hangs over the room. what's really bad is how pissed they get when they can't seem to get ANOTHER woman to hook-up with them. oh geez, don't get in my way as i'm running for the door. one of these days, someone is going to get hurt. yes, it's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out. lol Guess i'll be like Margaret Cho. I'm the one i want. quiet evenings at home, drinking wine, watching dvds, curled up on the couch. no annoying phone calls, nice dinner and pleasant company; MINE. why spoil that picture by bringing an outside party into it? lmao. oh, and ladies.... quit sending crotch pics, Please? if you've seen one flower, you've seen them all. the pedals are shaped differently is all. thanx. appreciate it. Good Luck and Have Fun (if you can). ; )