What do you call a cow that gave birth? DeCALFenated! I love dad jokes. They brighten up a bad day. Even if you are not a fan there is always that one that makes you groan and chuckle inside. I am a strong believer in honesty, that being said what I tell is honest and expect the same in return. I am a single dad of 2 that have reached an age where they are self sufficient and I am able to now do more for myself. As of now I am not looking for a serious relationship or marriage. I am looking more along the lines of a companion where first and foremost we are friends that do stuff (other than sex) together. Before anything serious takes place we must discuss and agree on what we both want and mutual respect held.

My Ideal Person 100% has to be in my area. If you are in another state or over 50 miles away please respect my boundaries of I am not interested.