Don't have full membership but on K I K app: ElCheVegas Send me your profile name and pic. You must have a sense of humor. Just having fun here, please don't take everything literally :)) About Me: Single male DD free, in an exciting finance job. I enjoy social drinking, running, hiking, UFC, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I love to give compliments that prominently display my erotic insecurities LOL. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills ;). Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Jerry Springer. In my free time, I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curse words. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have a highly developed intelligence but always try to appear even smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own jokes.

My Ideal Person Looking for fun. That can be anything from just hanging out, NSA/FWB, or a serious relationship with the right girl.