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Elisausa 55 / F
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Philly suburb, Pennsylvania, United States
 
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Elisausa 55/F
Philly suburb, Pennsylvania
Introduction
Not looking anymore. I’ve found my MAN! Believe in AFF! And good luck! IM DOESNT WORK FOR ME. USE MESSENGER PLEASE. No MAN who aren’t iof MY RACE! Sorry... This filter doesn’t work and I hate to reject men based on race. Really sorry. And be over 50 please. I am SICK and TIRED BLOCKING 20-45 y olds! Please guys, find some women your age! And a tip: to book a room you can use. Just FYI...lol morons! When you telling me older women turn you on - it gives me one message - youbwant or unable to atttact woman period! Common! Quit it! ALSO! If I said NO to your face pic - don't ask me to send mine! It's stupid! WHY would I want to sent it to a man I said NO to? I am repulsed by pictures of the dicks! I KNOW WHAT DICK LOOK LIKE! Everyone with this kind of picture will be rejected. I am NOT talking to dicks!!! Also if you aren't willing to pay for hotel room - jerk off until your hands will fall off. LOL Another thing - I am NOT sending nude pictures of my body parts! And yes I have no limits but you have to deserve it and be a gentleman. New something! GUYS! You think your torso with dick look amazing? Think again. 99% of you look awful! So stop please. Insert picture of the flower or butterfly...you are not airbrushed and some just repulsive! 88%! AND AS A MARRIED WOMAN I RESERVE MY RIGHTS to receive picture of the man and if I am not planning to meet I AM NOT SENDING MINE BACK TO YOU! There is no point if I DON'T LIKE YOU to see my face. You can be gorgeous but not my type. I am always sending an explanation why you don't get my pic. So please STOP throwing tantrums and act like middle age hysterical women! It is NOT cool! Only makes me feel I was right to reject your ass! I was dying to meet a gorgeous guy who contacted me! I was blown by his looks BUT he is friggin young! So WHY am I supposed to show him my face if I am not meeting him? Think if you have brain...Fair not fair my ass!!! You are on my turf - my rules! YOUNG guys please do not need to apply! And I am not teaching virgin men how to fuck! And I am not interested in 'younger men' either. And I am not into men of my mom's age who is 70! Please, find yourself someone within your age range! I can go as far as 61 but that is it! Unless you are taking me in and signing over few millions of dollars I am not interested! And yet you have to be in poor health... There I said it. P.S. Also guys! When chatting - imagine you are not the only one and getting upset for not being answered immediately is also very annoying. Sending messages like 'I guess you are not interested' or 'well, you can't even say hi' or 'have a nice day' is not appropriate! First of all I don't give a damn, secondly I don't give a fuck! And thirdly these windows are so hard to navigate between so calm down! I want to update you guys on my family development as of today just for your info and maybe some of you will take my approach and save what you have before it is too late Real update! 2017 October I had moved out of the bedroom into my own room! Sex with husband is not going to happen even if he will have dick transplant! I am not interested anymore! So I am on a hunt for a MAN!!! I am quite appreciate you guys for all of you sex talks and I wish you all well and I want to honestly say I miss you. Hugs to all.

My Ideal Person Sexual, sensual, great kisser and can crush my bones with hug...paying for hotel room lol and not backing off right at the time when meeting is scheduled.
Sexy voice is a must or bring a friend and don't talk to me! LOL
And be a Scorpio or act like one!

I am 5'7" but I do love guys of my height or little shorter, doesn't mean I will reject taller person but just saying...

I had heard a lot about women here being fake but so far I can say men here are cowards. A lot of them. All talk and I am assuming a lot of masturbation.
No actions. Anyone?
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Things actually picking up so wait for an updates!
Just met a very nice gentlemen, looking forward to meet again.
Have a date in project. Soon.
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Newest October 2017
Please! If you have kids coming unexpectedly to sleep over - don't make it my problem!
And please wear nice shoes.
Also if you pop up once in 2 weeks saying 'hi sexy' - you are out!
Let's be adults. I don't care about your kids. I am here to fuck you - not babysitting!

And newest thing. I DONT MEET MARRIED MEN!
I am looking for total connection and IF so
for LTR. So don’t give me shit about me being
married. How is it different? A lot! If you want to
fuck around your wife - I don’t judge you.
I want to get out from the stagnant existence.
Talk - ok. Meeting? Learn how to fuck your wife. She is there and you promised it to...I am assuming if she eats your balls once in a month BUT YOU want it more often - you are a jerk! Sorry. Truth hurts! And you should be hurt for being an asshole!

New as of 9/15/2018
If you are between 300-400lb - PLEASE have
guts to disclose it! It’s not ‘extra padding’...
It’s fucking...FAT!!!
And I am not having your belly all over me while
you trying to find your dick...because you
haven’t seen it for years!!! It’s sort of...not cool!
And I am being nice...otherwise you would
be scared of what I have to say!

Also don’t tell me you are 55 when you are 70
A lot of you do and using an excuse that
‘Everyone aged differently!’
Really? Lmao...

Again love you people of AdultFriendFinder and keep on
entertaining! It’s been a blessing!

One more thing...if you are too busy to meet
- get ta fuck out of here and fuck somebody
who passing by while you are working.
If they let you...don’t end up in jail on my account!
Stay cool!

Information
  • 55 / female
  • Philly suburb, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: May 26, 1966
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Bra Size: 36 / 80 C
Speaks: English, Russian, Ukrainian
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: