I don't have a lot of expectations, I don't expect to meet the love of my like lurking here in some chat room. But how do you meet anyone these days anyway? At least if I meet someone here (for any kind of relationship, NSA, FWB, full time, whatever) the weird stuff is already out in the open and I can just be me. Its not like meeting someone at church and being worried, "is she still gonna like me if I try and stick my finger in her ass when I eat her out?" Save ourselves the mutual disappointment when she looks at me and goes "Eeewww you like that" and I go... "aawwhhh you don't?" I have done most all of the things on here, some more than others. The only times I didn't like them was when my partner was not it to it as well. Do I HAVE TO HAVE S&M, "no." Am I gonna miss it if I don't have it? "No." But I do know I am not vanilla. I have a pervy side that likes to come out and needs someone to play with. So lets talk. Lets be friends, lets be pervy together (or not) maybe it will last, maybe it will nose dive and not go anywhere, maybe we will all wind up naked in a sweaty heap with big smiles on our faces, then go our separate ways and never see each other again. If it all plays out, maybe we will be FWB (or more), then we can answer couples adds together. ;) (not opposed to LTR if it works out) I like the vanilla stuff too, (when time and reality permit); walks on the beach, hikes in the mountains, picnics in the woods, camping, watching movies, making dinner, BBQ in the back yard, maybe a bar or dance club from time to time, doing stuff around the house, going to the speedway, live music, comedy clubs, kicking around down town on a Saturday afternoon. Please be kinda close to my age. 40 is probably the very lowest end. (45 is probably better) to 60ish..(give or take a few). 30ies need not apply.. (Unless you are SERIOUSLY attracted to older guys)

My Ideal Person So if I woke up in the morning and there were rainbows everywhere, and naked unicorns frolicking on the lawn, my ideal person would be kinda like..

Someone who has patience with reality. I am not 100% drama free *(it is a goal of mine). I have a job that annoys the crap outta me sometimes, I have an ex with minor custody issues from time to time. I am mostly drama free (those are about the only 2 right there). No drugs (aint nobody got time fer that) Prefer non-smoker. Someone with a pervy imagination that wants to play.

Of course the basics, honest, responsible, self sufficient.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
To long a list, all rock and roll of some form.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Some of them are pretty , but I don't particularly have
any fantasies about them.. well... hehe maybe Jennifer
Connelly.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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