I don't like most girls, but....I am not interested in most girls and besides perhaps thats what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all the more special. I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what makes you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? What I am looking for in a girl is you are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable. I am on here because well between work and taking care of my age and 6 month old BullI dont have time to meet anyone and I am get horny as shit. I'm fine with meeting a couple for a three way. I have a really big thing for older women.

My Ideal Person I am looking for My Mrs Robinson! I have always fantasized about having sex with my best friends Mom or my teacher. A 40 to 60 yr old hot soccer mom and never have gotten to. So now that I am single for the first time since high school that's exactly what I intend on doing. I am on this site to finally fulfill my longtime sexual fantasy and ravage a hot older lady! So are you my Mrs Robinson?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Led Zepplin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Green Day,
Johnny Cash, Elvis, MJ

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Fetishes, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Fisting, Massage, Public sex/flashing

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, She as to have a pretty vagina and also is older than

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I know this is going to sound kind of wierd but ever since
I saw the movie unfaithful I have always wanted to screw
Diane Lane or Beveryly D'Angelo from Vacation lol

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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