[COLOR purple]First of all I hope you at least find this entertaining… I do really hope this at least brings you a smile. Maybe even a giggle to your lips. Always brings a smile to mine if I know I can do the same for others. To start with, I don't smell and I'm very clean I may as well start with that... I think it is important, I mean there is good chance that we are going to get close to one another, so what could be a bigger turn off then ripping each other’s clothes off getting close for that special moment and then having a funky odor permeate the room, and then you have to ask "what's that smell" while you are still in your underwear. I also don’t smoke, do any drugs or drink like a fish, if a fish drink… Do fish drink hmm I wonder? Oh never mind back to this. I would hope you didn’t do these things ether nothing ruins a kiss more and I do love to kiss, than the taste of an ashtray that’s a mood killer I guarantee it. For you women that do smoke and wonder why your man won’t kiss you, think about. I take care of myself shower often, have all my teeth and brush them regularly. You know all the important stuff people wonder about but don’t really have the guts to ask right away and tend to find out a bit too late. I’m not the typical guy you will meet anywhere, I’m one of a kind and I like it that way I don’t fall into any boxes I don’t want to be like anyone, if I was a fish, yes I know not another fish analogy, I’d be the one swimming against the crowd. I like being me but I’m not for everyone, I’m quite friendly I have no problem meeting or talking with many different types of people but I tend to be very select, with whom I will let into my life. I'm a lot of fun I have an awesome sense of humor and will definitely not take this situation seriously. I mean let us be honest, we're looking for sex electronically we all have needs and desires, and odds are you are looking for same type of satisfaction even if you don’t always want to admit it. Maybe you are looking to be adventurous for one rea or the other, to do something different and exciting you’ve never done before so let's keep it that way. Meaning there will be no drama, and if you want to stop having fun together for some rea, there won't be repeated texts of "wanna hook up" or "lets get together" or "I h8 u", this is all about having a good time not discovering new and interesting types of drama, than what we already have in our lives.[/COLOR] [COLOR indigo]Ok so I’m a little mischievous by nature, if you are still reading this and still wondering about my pera I’ll try and be a little more serious. Some people are under the impression that I'm pretty easygoing carefree per bohemian has been used to describe me once or twice. I don't know if that is a good thing or not but what I do know is that I choose to not let those little things that happen in life hold me back and I even to try and enjoy them, find them amusing I like to laugh at life and it's twists. I have a kind of ironic coincidental view of the world and how things happen in it. I can be somewhat on the quit side, especially around someone new, don’t get me wrong I’m not shy just thoughtful. I tend to be a deep thinker, philosophical. Plus I am more of a listener than a talker. I can be somewhat on the odd side, but it’s in an endearing way I assure you. Eccentric has been stated on occasion or so or more, but I don't believe that (Smiles roguishly) ok maybe I do, I like to be eccentric. I am too smart for my own good, but I don’t let that hold me back from having fun, better to be too smart than just smart enough I would say. Though intelligence does come in many varieties and fashions and I feel as though everyone has it in one form or the other just not all choose to use what they have. Many a per has alleged that I am wise beyond my years or that I have an old soul (whatever that means) but I don’t hold much stock in that ether (really, ever try and buy old soul stock its expensive). Ok I do know what it means and why people say it in describing me and they may be right but that’s for you to decide if you choose to. Some people may describe me as being, unreaable, but I take that as a complement. I think George Bernard Shawl best describes my views on being unreaable. “The reaable man adapts himself to the world; the unreaable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreaable man.” Nothing wrong with being reaable we need reaable people in the world, but I refuse to be anything other than myself even if it makes my path a harder one to follow and even if I don’t get to where I want to be at least I stayed true to myself and to those that are important to me. I wouldn’t so much as say it is being unreaable as just following my convictions. From what you have read, if it seem that I have so many traits that they would appear to be conflicting, good then you are getting the idea and don’t worry there are plenty more quirks and quandaries for you to discover if you are game. Even after writing all of this I really haven’t told you anything, there are plenty more mysteries to discover. Honestly I never much cared for this describing myself stuff, to really know someone you need more than just some words in a profile. You have to take a chance to know a per a little more intimately, to talk in per, hear their inflections, see how they act, how they present themselves. Communication is more complex than words alone, but we all have to start somewhere, hopefully what I say here will attract whom, I’m looking for not whom, I’m not. Though I can’t help but wonder if anyone reads these things, especially with the responses I get. I know my verbose description can be, daunting to read, but I’m not looking for just anyone, and I’m looking for someone that appreciates such candor. I’m a complex per, very complex and hopefully you are willing to know that complexity and strong enough too.[/COLOR] [COLOR darkblue]I benefit from many different activities and am willing to try new ones (always in need of more stimulation). I prefer to do new and old things with my other it’s just more enjoyable to share the experience. I use to do a lot of creative things with metals and what not, and draw some (but not practically well) and other artistic endeavours. I write sometimes obviously. I like to do these things maybe someday I’ll get back into it, but now I’m busy with other things, plus my muses have left me. I am fond of the outdoors and nature going to parks and taking long hikes, camping out, swimming. I’ve been known to enjoy in more cultural things, the arts, museums, theater. I do like to do regular things too, such as going to movies shooting pool. Staying home with someone close cuddled up together. I also get pleasure form cooking specially for people that appreciate such things. I like to mess around, laugh at odd things (myself) smile when it’s not appropriate and if I can get other people to do the same I find it all the more amusing, to make others smile (even if it is at my expense). I don’t really like to beat my own drum, but I am have a very proficient in the bedroom, or kitchen, or couch or wherever we may end up. I have been told multiple times that I'm a bit of an over-achiever when performing cunnilingus, and have a beautiful member with nice shape that is just the right size (or so I’ve been told I can’t really be a judge on that as I don’t really pay much attention to any other than my own). But words are only words and no matter how much I write the only way to really know is to find out in per. I am not, however, a filthy man looking to violate your every orifice.... Of course, if you would like me too, I'm happy to oblige, I have been known on occasion to enjoy a verity of kinks so you are into anything particular or have any fantasies and wish to experiment, well do ask. I won’t judge. I do want you to enjoy yourself and I will do everything I can to make sure you get as much satisfaction and pleasure as I do. Hopefully you will do the same for me. I do have transportation, and I'm not afraid to use it! I don’t live with my mom or in a basement. I even have my own place and it is clean… sort of, I am a bachelor after all. I’m not married looking to cheat. I don’t even have any crazy ex-girlfriends. And if I haven’t answered all your questions by now do please ask. [/COLOR] Oh and by the way can't forget this. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

My Ideal Person I donÂ’t really have a type I find many different women pleasant to be around, women are what are sexy to me not any particular objectification. A woman that knows and owns her sexuality is very alluring. That means that you do not have to be ultra thin, or have enormous breasts, or bark like a terrier when you orgasm (but itÂ’s ok if you do)... I find women of all shapes and sizes attractive, so long as you are healthy take care of yourself are in reasonable shape and able to keep up with me. No one is perfect and I wonÂ’t ask you to be I just want you try and be the best you can be. I donÂ’t discriminate against age in fact I find older women alluring and sexy.

But most importantly - you must be clean as well (no funky odor, as mentioned before) take care of yourself and overall have be happy and no need to be shy IÂ’m not and IÂ’m open to many ideas. In fact I doubt you could really shock me with any desires you may have. I like to take my time and make sure that all of your sensual desires are fulfilled. IÂ’m not the conservative judgmental type who only wants or likes missionary IÂ’m not afraid of experimentation and trying new things.

IÂ’m really just looking for a fun adventurous girl who is mischievous kind of like me, who is sexually open-minded, can handle the idea of being passionate friends. IÂ’m interested in a woman that is sensual, playful, and attractive, that can be aggressive and diminutive. I do have a taste for the more exotic women, but I canÂ’t really say what my exact likes are when I see a woman I see the beauty that she is or can be. Well in most cases yes, but not the grossly overweight or the extremely thin it just seems sick and wrong. I want a woman who is not afraid to get dirty, a woman who can put the worm on her own hook kind of gal. But can become elegant when the need arises, an intelligent woman able to speak her mind (maybe asking for trouble there). A women that is wild in bed and not afraid to enjoy it. She should be as sexual if not more so than me, not afraid of public affection or indulgence. I would like to meet someone that I can have a good time with knows how to enjoy themselves. Who is willing try new things, goof off and who can laugh at themselves, is smart and creative and can hold a conversation about various thing other than what is happing in pop culture.
IÂ’m not really looking for the love of my life, I mean come on this is AdultFriendFinder not one of those other sites where people are searching for long term relationships, who are we kidding we are all here looking to meet up for some fun and excitement, whatever that may be. Seeking sensual sexual fun a shared pleasurable experience right? IÂ’m not here to meet the perfect someone and fall in love, get married. Nether am I looking for a just one night stands. Nor am I just looking for anyone fill a space. Even though I am on this site it doesnÂ’t mean I will meet and have sex every available warm body, I do have standards.

In purely sexual relationship...I'm looking for women with experience, a woman that wants to try something new and exciting willing to explore and experiment.

A couple that is interested in a third guy is fine IÂ’m an open mind person. In fact I find the idea kind of appealing and I have had fun with couples in the past. Exploring the possibilities there could be quite rewarding for all involved. But it would have to be the right couple, even though I would be helping you fulfill your desires doesnÂ’t mean I donÂ’t have nor do I appreciate being treated like an accessory, would you? I am respectful but I expect respect in return. I am not interested in getting in the middle of your relationship, or causing you any problems. All it is supposed to be is an exhilarating stimulating sensual experience shared among all of us.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well I like to fantasies about public places, office or
work place, movies, the theater, during concerts and what
not or out doors like parks, secluded lake, under a waterfall,
just places that aren’t always the norm doing frisky, risqué
and exciting things with my significant other.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere, Most places were sex is usual not present.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I don't fantasize about celebrities.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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