My life is mind-tinglingly exciting, but fictional. I can never divulge my true identity to the world. To you, I am Jierks Jently, sex agent. The west's continuing right to a sex-based society may depend on me being in the sexiest place, undetected, at the sexiest time. And so I turn to AFF, the world's one sex-safe institution. Here I will unburden the cares of a life spent in the public service, and seek relief as I continue in my quest to save the world from the insidious rise of celibacy.

My Ideal Person I am looking for a dynamic woman who can come into my life and give me the fulfilment I need without compromising my fight for national sexuality. Ideally she should have beautiful kissable lips, and she needs to be tall, with long curly hair and knee length boots, and a plate of chocolate chunk shortbread.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jack Johnson, Kylie Minogue, Snow Patrol

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Everything good

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual Organs

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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