(updated 3/21/2019 ) We or I like to meet people in the flesh. We are not here to make online friends. Not really interested in this "online dating" thing most people are looking for. Rarely does anyone respond beyond a few emails. If we don't have something beyond text/chat after a few cummunications it does not look good for the in per meet. Could we/I be clearer? PLEASE chime in if you can help out! We have a swingers profile for many years on sls. Same name. We are looking for REAL LIFE MEETS TIA

My Ideal Person Sane people, Must Stress "FUN!" with very little BS that like to Fuck Fun Friends ~ and do regular normal things the rest of the time like life.

We are straight and that might seem boring to most of you but we are not FAKE or FLAKES so don't waste time with your Bi or gay advances. Nothing against those people and we know many. We are not homophobic just straight. She likes able men and that is the main reason she gave up on swinging.

We don't need our ego groomed. Do you need to be everyones online friend?
Cyber makes life better, it is not the real world we acually live in. Get out and meet people!

We used to have a profile four pages long.

After removing all the info people seem to think we don't have any preferences, wrong. Just really waiting to see who pops up with a brain, some common sense and isn't full of shit. Meeting some fun locals is the untimate goal. If you have real questions just ask.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A rollercoaster, I/him have covered the rest of the unmarked list :-)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Answered by him, not her., She never read this section.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Muh

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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