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I want what any divorced & single father with two very young wants, a reprieve from the every day with an enjoyable time to get me through until the next oasis. I’m not readily available, nor particularly inclined, for any serious or meaningful relationship. I can wine, dine, mehaps very loosely date, seeking to once again feel a bit of passion, though what i do not have is a lot of time. Silver lining, I’m perfect for those who just want a night or two of companionship without prolonged lingering, delving, or sleep-overs.
If you make your way over to the 5am Riverwoods Orange Theory workout class on any weekday, you can find me there, see me in person, talk to me & rate me yourself. If I pique your interest, door’s open to breakfast or coffee together too…
OrangeTheory hiatus until August 2022 to focus on cardio, endurance, & fat loss.
I plan on upgrading this profile to a proper gold membership in the near future, though not taking this site seriously anytime soon. I can see that i have messages, flirts, friend requests, & I apologize that i cannot interact with any of you yet.
The pandemic put some pounds on me & i’m not willing to put myself back on market until I’m back to normal. If blog is functional sans-membership, i may log progress.
I'm pretty sure i never want to be married again, i know not…
I DO Know I’ll never put myself through a wedding ceremony ever again…
I’d rather eat glass…
I'm overloading this profile to convey, “you Really don’t want a real relationship with me, trust me, we’re MUCH better off just being friends with benefits. I dare you to try to stay sane with me.” 😜
Need to vent? No judgment, no preaching.
My Ideal Person Fun & Fit. Active, not Passive.
Mid-day or Midnight frolics.
Any place you want to go or try for a quick bite or drink? Let’s go!
Not looking to trap myself into any friend-zoning nor do I want to make any male friends. If you’re a male on this platform sending me a friend request, you’re likely looking to stick your dick up my ass, & I’m not about any of that…
Let’s all acknowledge the fact that I am, for the most part, adult-affection-deprived & hungry for company with a maturity north of 3 years old. This means that I will likely push even the farthest miles of my radius for a connection, but i cannot be spontaneous. Respect my need for a degree of planing & pleasantries & I’ll respect you and your time as well. Realize that i only have small windows of freedom here and there and that those are book-ended on either side with my kids’ needs.
My Ideal Person Fun & Fit. Active, not Passive.
Mid-day or Midnight frolics.
Any place you want to go or try for a quick bite or drink? Let’s go!
Not looking to trap myself into any friend-zoning nor do I want to make any male friends. If you’re a male on this platform sending me a friend request, you’re likely looking to stick your dick up my ass, & I’m not about any of that…
Let’s all acknowledge the fact that I am, for the most part, adult-affection-deprived & hungry for company with a maturity north of 3 years old. This means that I will likely push even the farthest miles of my radius for a connection, but i cannot be spontaneous. Respect my need for a degree of planing & pleasantries & I’ll respect you and your time as well. Realize that i only have small windows of freedom here and there and that those are book-ended on either side with my kids’ needs.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I’m not really a fantasy person. My brain may just be hardwired
into the more pragmatic side of life. I prefer to live in
the here & now. If lust takes us in the moment, then forget
fantasizing, fornicate for fucking fact.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Selma Hayek
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | August 16, 1984 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Over a drink… |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Atheist |
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. |
Want Children: | Maybe |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average |
Circumcised: | No |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Crewcut |
Eye Color: | Hazel |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either |