We are a very laid back couple looking for a female FWB 👧👦👧 we are down to earth, successful, 🐊educated, 20 something @ ❤, sarcastic & often inappropriate, we like to do a lot of shit, major appreciation for REALLY GOOD food, anti-narcissist, worshipers of the female body, exceptional peral hygiene (some people think this is optional😫WTF!), 420 friendly, appreciate life and the opportunity to live it, not into diseases or drama, discrete(hence the lack of pics)if you are genuinely interested, message me and I will send you mas photos. Did I mention that I speak Spanglish? The more I drink, the better it gets😉

My Ideal Person You were born a female and continue to be a female, you are into men and women, you bare at least a slight resemblance to your pics (this includes the ones that were from a prior decade), you have actually read my profile and are somewhat confident that we won't annoy the shit out of each other, you are serious, you are who you say you are, you have no diseases, you are not one of those people that says that they are never hungry and doesn't eat in front of others, you also understand the difference between curvy/thick and obese, your eye brows have not been drawn on using a stencil and a sharpie, you do not have one of those nose rings that the bulls in cartoons always wear, and last but definitely not least, hygiene people, hygiene!!!! Of course you must also have a damn good sense of humor, be able to take a joke, and laugh at yourself

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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