[SIZE 6][/SIZE][U][B]WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship! [/B][/U] [SIZE 3][B]Starving bachelor seeks woman or couple who love sex, with great culinary skills. Woman must be sexually insatiable and able to make even road kill taste good! Send recipe for and picture of most recent road kill dish. [/B][/SIZE] [SIZE 2][B]NOTE: To that nice lady who sent the pictures of that wonderful Armadillo On The Half Shell: Please call back with the recipe like you promised! For the rest of you gals, if you are cute, sexy, perable and have a sense of humor, I will happily accept half a stale bagel or whatever your won't eat. (You have no idea how many times I've been promised a home-cooked meal - and wound up just gettin' screwed!)[/B][/SIZE] [B]BTW, Is it me – or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?[/B] [B]I'M ALL ABOUT BUSINESS OR ALL ABOUT SEX, FUN (AND FOOD). "IT AINT HOW OLD YOU ARE - IT'S HOW YOUNG YOU LOOK AND HOW [U]GOOD[/U] YOU ARE THAT REALLY COUNTS!" SUMMER IS NOW GONE! WINTER IS HERE![/B] Now I won't have to catch and relocate problem alligators 'till spring (for real, folks) when they get themselves in trouble, as Chairman of a private Alligator Protection and Conservation Trust (APACT). That still gives me plenty of time to play! I love to worship at the alter of a woman's body and fill her with the fruits of my efforts repeatedly. I am in Broken Arrow and am unbelievably and perpetually horny.... I also have the perfect place to play, a huge, private. and beautiful 8,500+ square foot home in a country club community with a large heated (90 degree) indoor pool, large Jacuzzi (hot tub), large sauna, full gym, two full kitchens (one over the pool area and it's roaring fire in the fireplace for parties) with private men's and women's dressing rooms with showers - and five bedrooms, seven baths with lots of guest accommodations, a huge den with 60" HD and BluRay with full theater sound and a full and well-stocked bar. There is HDTV and BluRay throughout the facility, along with a full state-of-the-art security system with looped CCTV and a full alarm system. Sounds impressive, and I suppose it is to some, but let's get one thing straight. I lost a live-in housekeeper who was a dynamite cook to a late-in-life quest for a nursing degree just a few short years ago and thought I had regained my treasured privacy until my then-girlfriend moved in. The former girlfriend is long gone (but still a close friend) and I am now a starving bachelor, just like any other, having to live on my own cooking or restaurant food. I [U]will[/U] fuck for food! (home-cooked, of course, and I'll buy the groceries.) Time spent in the kitchen with a wonderful woman who can cook is almost as valuable as time spent in the bedroom. I'm looking for a good woman to co-host with and/or a few good women and couples I can host. We have already formed a small group of us that we jokingly call [B]"The Smokin' Hot Group"[/B] which includes couples and selected singles in their 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s. When we get together we have an absolute blast. We get together because we relish each other's company and enjoy being together socially and sexually. We are relaxed, friendly and non-judgmental. We also respect each other, our relationships, and our respective boundaries enormously. Frankly, [B]The Smokin' Hot Group[/B] was formed so we could get together for great fun while avoiding certain groups and individuals that we just don't care to be around or interact with. [B]We are all truly discrete and we all show up when we say we will![/B] If you know me you'll never need to rent a room near Tulsa again. I have a complex international business life and am extremely well organized. I am serious and experienced - only serious responses, please. If you are reading this and you don't even know what a Sybian is, you have not graduated from basic sex school yet. You are a neophyte. Do yourself a favor and visit your favorite search engine. (and be sure to read the reviews.) It is a device with controllable motion and intensity which must be straddled and ridden as opposed to just applied. A Sybian is not your mother's vibrator! (Unless your mother is Dr. Ruth and on steroids.) If you'd like to see a Sybian in action, email me and I'll send you some links to some great videos. It is incredible beyond words! In my mind it is almost as unforgivable for a woman to be totally unfamiliar with a Sybian as it is for a man to be totally unfamiliar with the [I]Venus Butterfly[/I] and its illustrious and fascinating history. If you have never heard of either, you should probably jump on your favorite search engine or contact me before reading further here. Sex is close to a religion with me - sort of like the Church of the Holy Vagina. My last request is that I be cremated and that my ashes be sent to the Massengill Company. (If you don't know who they are, better hit the search engine again.) I am NOT a sex addict, I just suffer from an incurable condition known as Restless Groin Syndrome. (Did you know that male bees die after having sex and a female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate?) The nicest thing ever said to me was when a woman once remarked that my (then unlisted) phone number was more important to her than her Sybian. Don't let my age fool you! I am really just 29 years old, but with 30 years of experience! My body hasn't changed much over the years, my doctors are amazed at my health, and some of my two s' friends still hit on me occasionally, which just tickles them to death! (And I kinda like it too!) I had recently been hit on by a very attractive and frustrated 33 year old redhead. (Well, at least she responded semi-favorably, comparing me to her father, as opposed to her grandfather.) Apparently there was some Electra Complex issue working in my favor - we made love beautifully, had an absolute blast, and are now on-going good friends. She had come for dinner and sex on Friday and stayed until Sunday and left the very sweet testimonial you see on my site. I also recently had a great encounter with a 20 year old college student that was consummated beautifully and repeatedly. (She was slightly drunk and did like smoking those funny little cigarettes - and she kept calling me "Daddy.") I guess you could say that I was robbing the cradle. (and she probably thought she was robbing the grave.) I think I owe my youth and vitality to good single malt Scotch and the opposite sex. I am the only man my age you will ever encounter who actually has trouble getting it down! I am also a real, authentic, and in many ways old fashioned, Southern gentleman. I am well bred, well read, well educated and well traveled (but I do lack discipline, for you girls who meet all other requirements and are really into that painless domination sort of thing.) My absolute passion is cunnilingus, and over the years I have developed a level of skill that is understandably commensurate with my level of experience. I am patient and persistent beyond belief, a gentlemanly trait that caused the above twenty-year-old to resurface with a delightfully curious co-ed girlfriend of comparable age, anxious to experience what her friend and roommate had so breathlessly described. Now they both keep coming back with disturbing regularity and have brought in two more campus girlfriends, a 20 and a 22 year old. I am now thinking about seeking higher ground (at least morally) to escape the anticipated onslaught. It seems that the younger guys just don't get it. It is a skill that women of all ages genuinely appreciate. As it turns out, I may well be a lesbian trapped in a man's body! If I had met the referenced young ladies on here I would have asked for a testimonial. I will, however, ask a more experienced 31 year old AFFer that I had recent contact with to post such a testimonial as soon as we have had our second round. In the meanwhile she has offered to serve as an unabashed reference should any of you girls or couples want one. (great sex also makes for great friendship) Another recent gal who has been in the lifestyle for decades closed her Adult FriendFinder account the next day and is now a semi-regular partner and really good friend. I grew up in Athens, Greece and Izmir, Turkey and started having sex with two of the live-in female servants at age eight. One was twelve and the other twenty-one and when we started the older one was badly in need of a fresh shave (a little hard on an eight-year-old boy.) Being an enterprising , whenever my parents went out, which was, fortunately, extremely often, I used my dad's razor to shave the older one and the three us then had great sex. I grew up very familiar with the female anatomy, followed instruction well, was suitably compliant and appreciative. I learned the art of cunnilingus and became multi-orgasmic very quickly. I have loved a woman's body and love nest ever since. Sex was just as good then as it is now. I became addicted at an early age and have had a vagina on my back ever since - [B]but at least I know I can lick it!!! [/B] BTW, I will happily volunteer my considerable skill and experience as a highly specialized and very talented artist for selected and willing ladies who need shaving, complete with the full hot towel treatment, or careful and expert trimming. My other education was through the Calvert School, privately tutored. I finished at age fif, by which time I had crossed the Atlantic six times to visit our home in S.C. and had spent almost a year in Kenya as a house guest of family friends, returning to the U.S. to attend Georgia Military College and from there to the Navy with a commission as a counter-insurgency expert and frogman. (The Navy, BTW, can be particularly hard on one's sex life, leading to truisms such as. "When you're underway, it ain't gay," and "When you leave the pier, it ain't queer," or even worse, "We put to sea with a hundred men and returned with fifty couples.") I have an engineering degree. Let me explain what that means: To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. I have been a successful general contractor and real estate developer, sold my company, and for a lark, became the top undercover agent in the nation's history. (no girls, undercover is not a reference to sheets - it means I carried a damn gun.) Along the way I managed to dispatch two hit men sent to do the same to me and I have survived over twenty gunfights in which some 18 people lost their lives. There was a best-selling book about me that was published in eigh languages, was both a Book of the Month Club and Literary Guild selection, came out in paperback and can be found in your local library. As a result I testified before both the House and Senate repeatedly as an expert, have worked at the White House for three Presidents and was a member of the NSC Staff. I have produced movies and television for ten years and am still actively doing so. I also run several international companies. I have been shot five times and knifed twice. I hold a commercial pilot's license and we operate several of our own jet aircraft. In short, I have seen the world, am no shrinking violet, but am easy-going, relaxed and like to think I'm interesting and not a boor. I consider myself an adventurer and lucky to be alive, and as such, I truly appreciate life, my good fortune, and of course, sex - and I absolutely adore a woman's body! I collect fine watches (Rolex, Breitling, Audemars Piguet, Patek Phillippe, Corum, etc.) Martin guitars, hand-carved Meerschaum pipes from Turkey, where I grew up (and which I used to smoke occasionally, but I no longer do), along with original art and antiques. I love good food and fine wine and very, very rarely, a good cigar with a movie star friend who is also a well-known cigar aficionado. I consider myself a gentleman and a scholar - a good judge of wild women and bad whiskey! My sign is Virgo, Penis Rising. I am highly sexed and simply love women and their bodies. I am easy to be with, friendly, courteous and like to get right down to the subject of my greatest interest: a woman's body and her gratification. I KNOW where the G Spot is! If you are a woman, or a couple, please consider taking advantage of this unique, well endowed, multi-orgasmic, highly skilled, extremely experienced, and eager-to-please body for your pleasure. I will happily host and we will meet after a phone call. (Girls: If you call my cell phone and happen to get my voicemail and you plan to reject me, please leave that vital message just as soon as the voicemail message ends, however, if you'd like to connect and have fun, please wait for the beep.) I have a voracious sexual appetite and especially enjoy being one of two or more studs serving a suitably adventuresome woman at once. I am no homophobe! I like up close and peral and expect that my cock might be rubbing up against another one in her pussy or elsewhere. I absolutely love to cum in a woman and have my cock sliding on fresh sperm and ejaculating another load or more. What many others call sex, I actually consider to be foreplay. For me there is no joy or fulfillment like that found when helping a woman to achieve the absolute pinnacle of arousal and ecstasy. For you girls out there who think you can fake an orgasm - you can't fool an expert! Did you know that at the exact moment of orgasm a woman's skin temperature actually drops two degrees, making her temporarily cold and clammy as blood rushes from the capillaries to the core. (Here I'm reminded of Sharon Stone's famous quote, "A woman may [U]think[/U] she can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake a whole damn relationship!" I am totally into mutual pleasure, no pain, I will use you, but not abuse you. I am basically and unabashedly a woman (and pussy) worshipper. To me, a woman with perfect legs is one with feet on one end and pussy on the other! A perfect woman is one with perfect legs and a perality and appetite to match. A perfect woman knows the difference between kinky and erotic (Erotic is when you use a feather - kinky is when you use a whole chicken!) A perfect woman is like a really good carpenter - no wood ever gets wasted. I am a devout champion of women et al. I do not hold with the traditional male belief that women have no brains...... (just because they have no penis to put them in!) Note that special consideration will be given to women who enjoy another man too as my favorite is two or more of us studs fucking you. For you girls who fancy yourselves as cougars, I do have a buddy, 33, 6'+, 190, athletic build with auburn hair and brown eyes who is suitably well-endowed - and as straight men, he and I delight in pleasuring a woman with or without her mate to the fullest extent desired, if that is requested of us. Frankly, we're getting pretty good at it, if our partners are to be believed. We also have an additional male and female friend or two that feel the same way. Let me know and I will invite them if that is your pleasure. If you can't handle having or don't want another man or two, (or another woman or two) around I will still happily make love to you if you are hot for it and into multiple orgasms. I will eagerly do the work of several men (and women) for the right woman! I can also be kinky. Have you ever tried Rodeo Sex? (That's when you're making love to a woman from behind and you cup a breast lovingly in each hand and casually remark, "These feel just like your mother's," - and then try to hang on for eight seconds!) My Ideal woman is one who loves attention and smokin' hot, mid-blowing sex, who will cum over and over and while she does, ask me to do the same - and who is great to be with before and after. We need to make each other comfortable, laugh, relax and have fun, and that includes partners if they are present. If you are such a woman, trust me - as long as I have a face, YOU will always have a place to sit! I am interested in consummate lovemaking, not in participating in naked scrimmages. It ain't football, folks. For me there is no greater aphrodisiac than the look of absolute, wide-eyed ecstasy and rapture in the eyes of a woman you are making love to. THAT is what sends ME over the top! If we meet and there is not an attraction... no harm done, you are still welcome to use the place, swim and party hardy with another (or others) while I work or watch (if invited to do so.) I absolutely love to perform oral sex on a woman and have learned that a perfectly effective technique applied consistently leads to the best result. In other words, find the most effective technique and stick with it to build her to orgasm, don't switch 'cause you're gettin' tired and throw her off - right girls? And, after all guys, God would not have made it look so much like a taco if he didn't intend for you to eat it, now would He? Furthermore, a good woman is deserving of your total and unswerving devotion to such pleasure. In other words, the string on a tampon was put there so you would have something to floss with when you finish eating. Always remember, "the little man in the boat" is clearly your best friend, no matter what! (It also helps if you can lick your eyebrows.) Given sufficient proficiency, perseverance, consistency and passion, virtually all women will eventually plead to be allowed to ride the pink pony. I have known very few women who can think about sex and have orgasms. This is known as psychogenic orgasm. This enforces the often-repeated statement that the primary sex organ is the brain. I have never met a woman, however, who did not respond to clitoral stimulation, properly administered. Frankly, if you are extremely attractive, I'm going to make love to you whether you are there or not! There is one beautiful creature on here (and she knows who she is) whose picture and emails actually caused me, at my age, to have a wet dream the other night. (I probably would have had another one, but I regrettably dozed off.) If we set up a meeting, at least have the ovaries to show up. I'll be here for you and expect the same courtesy. Don't be like that hunchbacked girl I had a date with years ago! (I had the hole all dug & everythin' and SHE never showed up!) I'm gonna bring my best game and I hope you are too. My goal is to please you, and in so doing, please myself in the bargain. As they used to say in Merry Old England, "Come, let us make the beast with two backs!" [B]My Ideal Woman[/B] My ideal woman is one who loves attention and sex - a woman who is willing to let me pleasure her to endless orgasms while encouraging me to "come/cum along" with her as we go there together. I like to begin slowly with massage and caresses as I explore her body, becoming familiar with it and learning her erogenous zones as I go. I do not like to rush through a first encounter, preferring to take my time, and with me - at least the first time, patience is a tremendous virtue. Most women respect and appreciate this approach, a fact lost on some guys. (Those are the very guys that will go straight for the cookies when the opportunity arises, and yet, on a cold morning will scream at a woman, "NEVER GUN A COLD ENGINE!!!") Then there's the unforgettable story about the apologetic cowboy, "Darlin', ifn' Ida knowed you was a virgin, Ida taken more time," and the classic response, "Cowboy, if I'd known you had more time, I would've have taken off my panty hose!" We're not just fucking around here, folks - sex is here to stay! We might as well get the most out of it, don't you think?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Eric Clapton, the Eagles, Stones, ABBA, etc.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Squirting, wetness, multiple orgasms

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, personality

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
If Sophia Loren were my mother, I would still be nursing!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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