I learnt to walk at the age of 5 months, and before I was two years old I challenged Jesse Owens to a race around the block, which he won by a whisker. After leaving school, I joined the Royal Marines as a helicopter pilot taking me on many dangerous death defying missions throughout the world, during this time, my hobbies included skinny dipping with Nile crocodiles and arm wrestling armadillos. After a few years the boredom set in, so I set off to travel the world on a red tricycle, meeting many wonderful people. I gave dancing less to a young actor named John Travolta, composed lyrics to a g which I named “Bohemian Rhapsody” and lost them somewhere in London, foiled a Cuban revolution by stopping to tie up my shoelace, I drank whisky in Scotland with the loch ness monster, had high tea in the Himalayas with the abominable snowman, (who really is a lot shorter than one would imagine), and cycled side by side with Miguel Indurain through the Pyrenees mountains. I once got hold of Telkom directory enquiries after less than 10 minutes I have heard a decent g by George Michael I once found out the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I found a word that rhymes with Orange (And NO I’m not gonna tell you what it is) Tiger Woods once caddied for me during a round of golf at Pebble Beach, where I shot a 67 playing left handed because I left my own clubs at home I got served at the department of home affairs in less than 4 hours On Christmas day in 1992, I wrote a 120 page thesis on "why jelly wobbles" to pass the time before Santa arrived The lifestyle kinda tired me out, so I moved to the states where I lived next door to Bruce Willis for three years freelancing as a stunt man. After chipping my toenail, I decided to exchange the dangerous life for a quite relaxing life of skydiving, base jumping, and mountaineering here in SA. (Anyone without a sense of humour will not get this far down the page.If you do, and think that you can handle a few laughs - Then feel free to get in touch.)

My Ideal Person A nice stay at home type who likes to knit...! Well I would not really be on here for that would I? If you have two of everything you supposed too and one of everything you supposed to, you get the nod.
A social drinker with a whacky sense of humour helps.... oh and you must be fun, fun , fun.... Good looks are a complete bonus!