OK, I'm not new anymore, but why go through the hassle of changing my name? Since I have had some time to get the lay of the land here in good Albufuckingquerque, I think I can refine my criteria based on experience. First of all, if you hunt, move along. Don't want to fight about it, but you are not for me. Below I think I am pretty clear about the fact that you have to LOVE dogs. So, seriously...don't pull the "I love dogs" bullshit then act like a fucking pussy because I warn you that one of my dogs was abused and will bite if you fuck with him. Just leave my alone and you will be fine. If you are too much of a wuss to understand that, then you won't be able to deal with me. Don't talk to me about Jesus, for Christs sake. I'm Jewish. Was born once and that seems to be working so far. If you feel a need to believe in some fictional pie in the sky, I'm really happy for you, but...eh...again...not for me. Oh Lord! Please, I beg of you...don't send me a picture of your dick. I'm quite sure that you have one, but trust me on this...nobody is as interested in you dick as you are. I would really like to see...gasp! your face! If you can't do that, then send me a picture of your or something. By the way...do you like dogs? More importantly...do you LOVE them? I am speaking in only the purest of loves, so don't get any rude ideas. In fact...if you are into dogs in that way...move along, you sicken me[/B]. What kind of music do you like? I love the Blues. If you are looking for "discreet fun" why don't you just come out and say that you are married or in a relationship and feel a need to cheat? And if that is the case....not interested. Get back to me when you decide to live your life with some honesty. OK, enough for now. Oh wait..one more thing...NO REPUBLICANS! XO Hey, just so I know you actually read my profile, put the word "Flabbergasted" in your heading of your email.

My Ideal Person I'll know it when I see it.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A movie theatre, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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