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Nobodysfool05 45 / F
"Damn Right I've Been Naughty So Spank My Evil Ass"
Austin, Colorado, United States
 
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Nobodysfool05 45/F
Austin, Colorado
Sorry I don't have kik just Snapchat
Introduction
I'm nowhere near a super model so if you like them skinny and petite you can move right along I'm curvy and have meat to hold. Don't worry you won't offend me if I'm not your type. I think very highly of myself other than some self confidence issues with my body I'm working on. I'm independent and don't need a man to take care of me well unless it's in the bedroom. I have a great personality and will make you laugh guaranteed. I can be an obnoxious inappropriate smartass so read between the lines and don't take offence to my sarcasm. I don't take bullshit or deal with drama I live a pretty tranquil life and I'd like it to stay that way. I'm not on here looking for my dream husband I just want to have fun. If we click then so be it if we don't then welp I possibly made a new friend and no feeling are hurt. I have recently became more in touch with my sexuality. I'm a grown ass woman that knows what she wants and how she wants it without beating around the bush. I have discovered I am more open minded to things I would have never considered yrs ago. I'm an open book if there is anything else you need to know just ask. Ps as much as I love seeing all your sexy bodies and cocks I also like conversing to a face and not just staring at your cock so please send a picture of yourself when were talking. Please and thank you 😁

My Ideal Person I'm not looking for a love match or a husband. But if I need to answer this question, I guess someone that will value my honestly and in turn give me the respect and honesty I deserve. Understanding that I am my own person and very independent I do not need a man to complete me. Someone that won't fault me for being outspoken I love to laugh and generally laugh at the things that come out of my own mouth because my mouth runs faster than my brain and say inappropriate shit pretty much all the time. I speak what I feel and I don't hold back I have noticed that it offends some people and honestly it's my personality and I don't ever mean to hurt feelings so you would have to be very secure with yourself to put up with me. I'm a handful. He would have to be willing to give me space to be by myself and not question if I'm cheating when requesting this. I don't like to feel suffocated and that's one way to push me out the door. I’m not clingy and I don’t want someone who is clingy I don’t need to be touched or praised 24/7 to feel appreciated. I like to be in control of every aspect of my life but I also like a dominant man that will tell me to shut the fuck up sometimes and put me in my place when I’m being an asshole. Shit I feel like this is becoming to much about myself and not about my ideal person so I’m going to end it here and assume you get the jest of it.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Linkin Park, Ava Max, Maroon 5, Demi Lovato, Panic at theDisco,
Halsey

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Tyler Nixon the can fuck. James Deen his aggression turns me on. Channing Tatum what doesn't fantasize
about man.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 45 / female
  • Austin, Colorado, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: January 19, 1979
Hometown: Sutherlin, Oregon, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 5 in / 165-167 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: Asst. Agency Manager
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 38 / 85 DD (E, if no DD)
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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