Ummm, clean and respectful of privacy, no drama, no secrets, nsa, fwb, We are an open relationship swing couple that is looking for a female or a couple (mf, ff) to enjoy pleasures giving and receiving... Sorry fellas she is not looking for a stud or mmf action . We are real and here to MEET new people with like interests that are also drama free. We have hobbies like darts which she is GOAT and we prefer being on the river fishing or honestly to be in a position we have not tried yet anywhere at anytime so that keeps us from crowded venues unless it'd be an orgy.. or a Metallica concert or Eminem concert..shes timid yet doesnt bite her tongue and is opinionated / knows what she likes.... he is a semi-retired SOULLESS Ginger always eager to please and loves keeping a smile on her lips up and downstairs We are just 15 minutes south of Charleston and can host or be hosted ..we enjoy doing the Hokey Pokey cuz that IS what it is ALL about... We sometimes call it Bumpin' Uglies but it's ALWAYS rainbows and sunshine when I take her from behind ...We are not religious so we have that going for us as it is all just more whimsical nonsense and i enjoy useless information and some people enjoy anal and some people don't some people are outspoken some people didn't make it this far but you did and for that I thank you ...fact fax facts being that nonsense kept you reading this far so score one for me yaaay me .. See reading our profile was not only entertaining but also informative and when people say to me in passing "Have a nice one" I always say "thanks for noticing" otherwise that would just be bad manners and we have enough inconsiderate people in this world... Smile it's contagious.... Be the person that you would want to hang out with and you will never find yourself alone.... Words from someone older than me not my own ....anyone know about Puscifer???? He's a good friend and check out Remedy if you wish to know more... That's Puscifer Remedy... You will thank me later another is Jack White.... You should listen to the words of "Carolina Drama" another fav