Ok....Now that I have been here a while, it's time to clean up the malicious rumors. #1. I DO NOT have a BIG DICK, However, I am all dick. #2. I am NOT a Pussy, I just eat alot of it. #3. I am NOT into beastiality, I just prefer my ladies to Moo, Bark, go Baaaaaaaa, or Purrrr. #4. I DO NOT mind a woman that says "Cock or two will do (Cockadoodledoo), I do answer favorably to "Any Cock Will Do". #5 Don't give me any chit about the "Little Blue Pill" You just might be lucky when it gets struck hard for 4 Hours (My last will and testament is in the bottom drawer of the nightstand). #6 Don't try to seduce me by saying you want to ride my "BIG ONE", I know you only want me for the Harley. #7. If you like Industrial strength vibrators, refer back to #6, I have the Harley. #8. If you DON'T like laughter and smiling, DO NOT ask me to take my clothes off, with lights on. #9. Please do not ask about my previous life in X-Rated movies, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with AMP Pictures ({Amatuer Midget Porn} they were talking about midget dicks). #10. I am not apposed to traveling for sex, I travel to the shower for sex now without a problem, what's a few more miles. #11. I am experience in 3-some and more-somes, two hands and my dick, two hands, bar of soap and my dick. New Rumors answered #12. Contrary to NEW rumors of liking my goats wooly, I prefer smooth and shaved. I use the furr for clothing #13. Just a lucky number nothing else, not the size of my dick unless measured from the cheeks of my ass #14. No, I do not want to do some guys wife, I don’t do married women WHO want their husbands to stair at the braided ass hairs that I have. Or non-braided ass hairs (depending on laziness) #15. I am currently looking for a woman that can help me manicure my ass hairs in order to make a toupee #16. The AFF Member DcAgaus is NOT my sweety, I sold him on-line to someone else ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Has Died ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\---Or Who May Be Suffering From It "I'm a Survivor"

My Ideal Person #1. Breathing
#2. Money in the bank, no one to leave the money to
#3. Nice bass boat (must have pictures of the boat)
#4. Good supply of Chrome Polish (My Harley has a lot of Chrome)
#5. Limited sex drive, any more than 5 minutes a week might hurt me, i'm an old Geezer/Goat
#6. Nipples must NOT dangle below the waist
#7. Loves seafood, however, please do not carry the same aroma
#8. Knows how to apply Denture cream in case my fingers are incapacitated.
#9. Have teeth of your own so as not to need to borrow mine from their soaking container.
#10. When using mouth please remember "Bite-sized" is NOT a bad thing (I am "Bite-sized")
#11. Has OWN jewelry, so that you don't need my cock-ring as part of your "Bling"

NEW Prerequisites

#12. No Clits bigger than my dick, I get JEALOUS ! ! !
#13. Please do not have the dame DIVA in your screen name …there is only room for ONE…
#14. Please have certified Caterpillar Weight certificate; my Harley can not carry THAT much weight
#15.Along the same venue as the weight certificate, please think about this…if when you straddle my face and I can’t hear the stereo, chances are that you are not what I’m looking for.
#16. If when I’m eating you and I moan OMG and hear an echo, please stop here
#17. If on your profile pictures show your legs are spread as wide as the Grand Canyon, please do not insist you are a lady and expect to be treated as such.
#18. I like to have my clothes ironed and pressed, a test will be given to prove efficiency