NO SINGLE MEN! Attached BiF ISO GFs for me, preferably 4 us both. Cpls ok but only for 4somes. I'm standard- see my blog if ur standard too. Ok, now that I think I'm past what can be seen when hovering, I'll skip the horrid text-talk and write like a human. Yes, I am attached. He not only knows, but approves. ;-) We've been around the block a time or two "here." I'm not looking for a one-nighter or a drive-by. I desire intimacy, in all its forms, with a woman. Single women, I'd prefer you be interested in my other half- he is SO wonderfully pleasing! We are ok with just you and me AFTER we've gotten to know you (nothing happens prior to that anyway), but he'd be pretty happy sitting there playing "alone", while watching us... then joining me. I'm willing to bet you'd like him too, once you see what he's all about, though lol. Couples, if you're interested in me, then you should be interested in my other half as well- we come as a pair where you are concerned... as in, if your man is involved so is mine. We DO like puppy piles! If its just the female half, well.... ;) I move slow. Sometimes turtle slow. I like to talk, get comfortable with you... Trust is key. If you've been here long enough, you've been burned too, and know what I'm talking about. I do not send out pics and for that rea I will not accept yours. There are ways to prove we're both real. As alluded to above, nothing is likely to happen in the bedroom til we're comfortable out of it. So please be prepared to talk a fair bit. And hey, we like coffee/tea/apps... lets talk about things! Btw, because I'm a standard, I can't email you. I can hotlist you to let you know I'm interested in knowing more about you (since I can't read your profile), but I cannot email you! You'll need to take that step... So, Gold Members (Bond anyone?) please send me an email. :)

My Ideal Person I'm interested in people who are more than "this" and who have lives they lead away from here. Be honest, be kind, be respectful. Those are the biggest qualities I find attractive. Humor, brains, nerd/geek factor are other qualities I enjoy. People who like to talk in actual sentences (and who can see the humor in that statement) are fun. I'm a fairly well rounded person, so I find that interesting in other people. I'm more attracted to WHO you are than WHAT you are. I tend not to be attracted to extremes of anything- tattoos, weight (in either direction), height, hair (facial or noggin for you men- at least I hope the women don't have facial hair ), etc. I wouldn't rule anyone out until I got to know you a bit. But you know what? Sometimes things just don't click, and that's ok. I like having "just" friends too.

Definite NO's: smoking (I'm allergic, not being judgmental- if I can't smell it, we'll talk), drugs (what you do on your own is your business, but I'm not interested), disease (I'm clean, want to stay that way), cheaters (of either gender), liars and fakers.