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Sandj469 38 / 43 / C
"If you don’t read the profile we will not respond. To those that do read it, we will"
Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
 
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Sandj469 38/C
Kalamazoo, Michigan
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Introduction
Her: She is chubby. She has great tits. Most days she has her nipple rings in. She has a great fat ass. Her pussy is always magically tight, and occasionally she will put a ring in there too. Her eyes change color based on her hair color and clothing. They are truly amazing. Her smile lights up any room she is in, and her taste in music will drive a party. She is witty and funny, and her laugh is contagious. Keeping up with her is quite a challenge. Him: He is charming. He has a great sense of humor. His hair is always spiked up and crazy. He is very intelligent and can talk about any subject without being pretentious. Now that he is on the wrong side of 30 he has a bit of a dad bod. He is above average in the pants for length and thickness, and his oral skills will force you to make sounds that you’ve never heard before. You can also find us on SLS named crunchandmunch and swinger zone central under the name wetterndslicker. We have the K, but you gotta ask us for that!

My Ideal Person We as a couple, have a few common things we are looking for. You must be fun. You must have a good sense of humor. You mustn’t be prudish nor should you be judgmental. We are in this lifestyle to have fun! We don’t want drama or problems from anybody. We require at least some level of attraction. We require that any meet ups that happen, happen in an established party atmosphere. If things go well, we can figure it out from there. Going to strangers houses or having strangers over sounds like a potential horror movie script. We prefer same room activities. This lifestyle is an “us adventure”. We aren’t perfect, in as such, we don’t expect you to be. However, you must at least care about yourself to do the best with what you have.
Her: Men must be circumcised. They must be at the very least trimmed close to the skin. She much prefers shaven. She is looking for at least an average size penis. Oral skills are a huge plus. As for women, she is more of a receiver, but if she really wants to tease the men, she loves to do her part.
Him: chubby sluts drive him nuts. He loves big boobs and a nice ass. He is a simple man and likes simple things.
We know you aren’t going to read the profile. However, if you actually want to meet us and if we are going to believe that, you will. So for shits and giggles, if you’re serious when contacting us and have read and understand the profile, find a way to include the phrase “bananarama” in your first contact attempt.
Thank you, S and J.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 38/43 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: November 20, 1983 June 12, 1979
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm 5 ft 6 in
Body Type: Average A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs I use some recreational drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) Current college student
Occupation: eCommerce Education
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Other Other
Male Endowment: Long/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 38 / 85 D
Hair Color: Brown Brown
Hair Length: Short Long
Eye Color: Brown Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts Either