In search of Hot Lean Sexy First Mate and Crew that can Raise the Main and "Trim" the Jib.....and maybe raise & trim a few other things. Must be good at fixin "stuff". Must love the sun and the water, not mind the elements, and should be prepared to get REALLY WET and STAY wet... Must be in good physical condition, have stamina, be scurvey free, and must be and strong, healthy, fit and able to weather a good long strong "storm", be able to handle a good "blow" and take a good "lickin' " and keep on "tickin' "..   Must be creative, have no fear, be good at "working" with your hands, able to stand on your head, work upside down. Must be able to twist and bend and hammer hard and screw large objects in any position. Must be able to navigate and work well in the dark. You should bring your own favorite "tools" and be prepared to tackle most any job that pops up..........or you can borrow my tools . If you misbehave or fail to follow orders or perform your duties, you must be prepared to be tied or chained to the mast, then be flogged, whipped, get stoned, tarred & feathered, walk the plank and then be "eaten" by wild hungry sharks until you scream for mercy and can take no more.