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StoopidNoobies 58 / 38 / C
"ExcitementCouple"
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
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StoopidNoobies 58/C
Calgary, Alberta , Canada
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Introduction
We are a polite and respectful couple, looking for some couple friends and select singles (both make and female). Looking for more of a friends situation over one night stands. I'm a 5'5", very tattooed BBW lady who can sure take a hard pounding. I'd love to watch him with another lady. He's a well endowed vasectomy safe 6'1" very broad shouldered guy who has tons of stamina, loves big asses and really wants to try anal. We love camping and riding trails in our UTV. We can host but we own a tiny so allergies beware. I have 24 tattoos so if body art isn't your thing we won't be a great match. Not opposed to travelling short distances (Red Deer, Edmonton, Radium) after getting to know people. Drop us a line if you want to learn more!

My Ideal Person Looking for fun times, but also friendships!
She likes uncut dongs, he likes big butts.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 58/38 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
Looking For:  Men, Women or Couples (man/woman)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: January 16, 1966 February 19, 1986
Relocate?: No No
Height: 185-187 cm 167-170 cm
Body Type: BBM BBW
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs Prefer not to say
Education: Associate degree (2 years college) BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Jobs Yes
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Atheist Atheist
Male Endowment: Long/Thick N/A
Circumcised: No N/A
Bra Size: N/A 40 / 90 C
Hair Color: Black Other Hair Color
Hair Length: Medium Short
Eye Color: Brown Green
Glasses or Contacts: None Glasses