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Swankie57 63 / M
"Five Star Romance"
Bethesda, Maryland, United States
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Swankie57 63/M
Bethesda, Maryland
My profile is now real!! I get tired of the same old thing so after divorcing two times I let my creative left side kick back in. My past knowledge or the left side of my mind is finally guiding me to do all the things that have been suppressed in my past like writing(check out AF Magazine), banquet chef, professional musician and published poet and g writer but keep my day job in real estate. I treat any relationship the way I would want to be treated and honestly search for all good in everyone; blend this with a little bit of humor and respect...it works! I tend to turn all negatives to positive and thus provide a good problem solver. I believe I am a generous, honest romantic that has no boundaries. I am looking for a relationship based on enjoying the finer things in life as well as intimate times sharing the same passion.

My Ideal Person Ex- Adult Film Actor is seeking his dream woman of substance to live out a Five Star Romance. I have starred in Indi- Porn classics such as Guess Who’s Cumming to Dinner, An Orifice and a Hentalman, Taming of the Screw, Tokyo Whoe, The Amazing Dr. Clittermouth, The Cockfather, Stud with a Cause, Happy Givememore, Cockman Returns and The Shlong Remains the Same. Drama queens, bitches and superficial, better than thou, motor mouths need not apply. Disabled women are a plus such as deaf, blind and mute women…I do not discriminate especially at my age! I love long walks on short piers, driving golf balls off parking lot roofs and sharing bodily fluids with multiple sex partners. Imagine five star dining in exclusive restaurants such as the Olive Garden and also a romantic get away to the Jersey shores this is just a little example of what is in store dating a high profile ex-adult film star! ( Just Joking!!!)

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jimi Hendrix, Tommy Bolin, Joe Satriani, Blunt, Clapton-Cream, Deep
Purple, Stones, Fuel, Ozzy

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I rather show than tell!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kim Bassinger. She is assertive and totally hot!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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  • 63 / male
  • Bethesda, Maryland, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: February 5, 1957
Travels to: Atlantis, Maryland, Bahamas
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Real Estate Broker
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
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