PLEASE GUYS, DON'T REPLY IF YOU DON'T READ ALL OF THIS - I ONLY LIKE MEN WHO ONLY LIKE WOMEN. I am full of surprises. Happy, easy going, love life, have a great but often wicked sense of humour I'm told. Most of my male friends like that I'm so different from the average woman they know, and i like that too - being different is great. I'm the nice girl your nanna hopes you'll marry, the naughty girl you hope you'll marry one day, But the truth is I’m all ready MARRIED. U did get that right...? Not looking for marriage.... I'm hoping to find someone for an ongoing casual arrangement, race is not an issue. Either fuck buddy or maybe someone to catch up with half a dozen times or so then disappear on ... oh, ok maybe a dozen if it's REALLY great for both of us! ;-) Attention Couples, I am not very much Bi, although I did list it that way. You could find me at a rave party or a high-end cocktail party; laying by the pool in a luxury hotel or pitching a tent in the mountains and I will be enjoying myself wherever I am. I have a passion for travel and cultures, and love the world I live in - well most of it, most of the time anyway ;-) I'm deep and serious when I need to be, but cheeky and adventurous too. Love music and prefer it to tv most of the time - music goes on as I wake up and could be anything from Ministry of Sound to Pavarotti to Doors. I have no preferences for food, music, arts, movies .... I'm more a mood per and my tastes change and evolve constantly, as I do. Am told I have a great body for my age and am proud of it, although there's always room for improvement, as with most things in life. I'm very petite and have longish blonde, greenish eyes and if you want to know any more you'll just have to ask! :-) And despite how this reads, I'm not a pretentious arrogant princess. Try me and see.... PS, I love a senuous massage, so bring your Massage table...!

My Ideal Person My Ideal Person: Hmmmm
You've read this and thought "Yep, that's what I'm like" .... you have a good balance of Man/boy in you kind of 'Peter Panish'. You are well educated and travelled, probably professionally employed, and you don't need to be a in a relationship to feel whole. Very importantly, You know that good sex is NOT just about how many orgasms you have or give.

You are employed, fit and healthy, spontaneous yet sensible, confident not arrogant, and so busy you don't have time. You aren't toting baggage from your last love and the heartbreak she bestowed upon you (call Lifeline counselors, they love that shit). If you haven't educated yourself and can't hold a decent conversation on world issues, better move on about now ....

If you're young, then please contact me if you are fairly mature for your age and genuinely interested in older women. Seriously, young ones, there is more to sex than humping like a horny dog.

Sorry guys, but I cannot overlook your beer gut, gingivitis and bad teeth. If you can't score a decent chick in the flesh, then don't even waste your time contacting me please. That's shallow, I know, but I am just looking for someone to play with, not the love of my life. So if you aren't in good shape or have a head like a smashed crab then sorry, not interested.

Also not keen if you have found a pic on the net to represent you instead of one of yourself, and NOT INTO BI BOYS OR EXPERIMENTAL, so PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME if you still don't know whether you prefer men or women; don't want to be your guinea pig thanks!

ALSO IF YOU CANNOT SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF, ALSO NOT INTERESTED... Sorry to sound like I'm screaming, but how can I tell if I am interested without a pic of yourself...! Oh, and if a picture of your dick is all you think you need to show, also not interested, and WILL NOT reply. If dick size was all I wanted, I could buy a multitude of vibrators and assorted toys!! I'm just as turned on by what's holding your dick up, ok?

If you think I sound like a bitch, then live with it and please refrain from sending me a message .... chances are I won't like you either (and I have written this in the hope that it will deter certain personality types from replying anyway) There is a glove for every hand on here if you look long enough.

In the Black, there is some White
In the Wrong, there is some Right,
In the Dark, there is some Light
In the Blind, there is some Sight

Something in that for all of us as we travel thru life!