This is not a fake profile, I am a real person. I am a well-travelled, -educated, -spoken, -endowed straight Alpha male. My pictures are recent and I am in better shape than most half my age. My playmates say they appreciate my size, strength, skills, and serenity. I'm 6'5"; 210 lbs; 10% bf; and 7.5- 8", cut and thick. I am not your typical single guy. I'm confident, LS experienced, and know my way around a unicorn sighting, hotwife date, and MFM guest appearance. I can more than hold up my end of a conversation in a couple of languages. Because I am married with permission, I know how to keep it light and fun. I never flake, not ever. I'm not going to bombard you with endless IMs or unsolicited dick pics. I am selective about who I engage with. I am looking for semi-regular playmates who LOVE sex, want peak sexual experiences, and value quality over urgency. I love curves and find a wide variety of women physically attractive. Self confidence and sexual enthusiasm are almost always a woman's sexiest attributes. Married or attached women tend to fit my rhythm best. I am half of an LS couple and this is my play alone space. I'm happily married and completely devoted to a gorgeous alpha vixen, who also plays solo. We have open communication on solo playmates & coordinate playdates. We're both allergic to drama. If we're heading toward meeting, we'll communicate in group chats/texts that include our partners so everyone is on the same page. Black Lives Matter, Kaep is an American hero, facts are facts, vaccines work. If you supported Trump, we can't be friends. Seriously.

My Ideal Person My ideal playmates are hotwives ready for a hot date, couples looking for a classy and experienced MFM guest, and unicorns looking for a skilled rider.

I prefer those who are in a solid relationship and looking for extracurricular fun - your partner MUST be in the loop.

Sorry guise, no judgement at all, but I am straight.

Ladies, I appreciate the flirts from afar, but generally only message with those who are nearby. Working ladies, I wish you luck, but I'm not looking for professional sex.