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The_Joker983 39 / M
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Baytown, Texas, United States
 
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The_Joker983 39/M
Baytown, Texas
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Introduction
First of all... English is not my first language, so if you spot any weird choice of words that does not mean that I am a bot.. lol. That just means that [B]I need to practice more.[/B] :) At the moment. I am currently single and not looking, but I am open to friendship and see where it goes. ;) People who know me have told me I am not shy, but I think I'm a little shy in the beginning. After that 2 minutes phase.... we will be having a good laugh....or at least some giggles, I hope. Also, I like to pretend that I'm silly, but I am a very serious person. Nah, just kidding, I am very laid back. I think that we should work hard on things that we can change, like ourselves; and accept the things that cannot be changed. The problem is to differentiate the ones that you can change. I'm on the nerdy side but not like an encyclopedia... nah just kidding again, I [B]am[/B] kind of a walking Science book. So if you have a question and Google is not working, you can ask me. But remember, I said Science book... not History book... but I might know something. I like to travel and know new places, so when time and finances allow, I enjoy going on road trips. I am in deep love with photography. No.. you aren't getting a free photo session with me. I exercise 3-4 times a week. I enjoy running and I've been in a Marathon once, after that I concluded that it would be in my best interest to stay focused in shorter races lol. :D I don't like the bar scene too much; but I like to dance. Mostly Latin music. A good greet and meet would be having some drinks in a nice place (nice does not necessarily mean expensive) and have a good conversation. Sexually speaking, I like to try new things, a little wild but not too crazy, which means no blood or any other gross activities some people find enjoyable. I have my own place >:) that I share with my pets. :X Just for clarification: When I say pets I am really talking about a and a cat, not the kind of pet you are thinking... dirty minded people!!

My Ideal Person I'd like to meet someone uncomplicated who enjoys life, and wants to have a good time.

Since it says ideal person, I would describe it here:
Red hair, 5'2 to 5'7 feet tall, single, no kids, around my age, in shape, which means that even if your body isn't perfect, you have your curves. Brown - green eyes, and a pretty smile. Also hardworking and smart. Oh... and that likes accents and learning new languages. And... loves smiling

Please understand that it says IDEAL, which unfortunately means UNREALISTIC... but who knows?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Queen, Linkin Park, many favorites.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 39 / male
  • Baytown, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: February 18, 1983
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: 100 % working
Race: Hispanic
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English, Spanish
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
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