He is 47 5’4” 135lbs, she is 48 5’1” 100lbs. We live in Chandler AZ, the best suburb of Phoenix to raise a family. We are foodies to the extreme. Always reading the newest critically acclaimed restaurant and scouring through lots of reviews to find something interesting. We seek out both impossible-to-get reservations at high end restaurants as well as enjoy hole-in-the wall restaurants recommended by friends.The best food is whatever is new and interesting (the same can be said of sex?) We will try any recommended weird food at least once because sometimes it ends up tasting good. He is a quiet philosopher observing and waiting for the right topic to speak. She is flirtatious and vocal in bed. He has had a vasectomy and she is fixed (us too, not just our 2 dogs). We are clean shaven with full body laser hair removal (sorry if he couldn’t get rid of all the inner nose hair…that smarted!). We exercise the bare minimum to stay fit and toned enough for food, travel, and sexercise (he can outlast her). We are both Fresh-Off-The-Boat immigrants in the literal sense having escaped from communism on separate boats to find freedom and a better opportunity (we treasure our right to vote to kick out the bums in power!). We are living the American Dream (except the part about the white picket fence because those houses don’t exist in Arizona). We both have a Southwest Companion Pass to fly a companion for free…if only we could find that elusive couple to explore. We eat leftovers and try not to waste food because some people in the world don’t have enough food to eat (like our own origins). Not sure if anyone considers us smart but we have enough advanced plaques on the wall to put up a spirited literary fist fight for sporting fun when the topic veers to politics (her) and philosophy (him). He drives a practical Prius while She drives a fancy electric vehicle with Falcon wings (and doesn’t let him drive it because he will mess up the white seats). He is all about Hanes and she is all about Hermes (he rolls his eyes and shrugs whatever???…happy wife happy life). He is a loyal iPhone lemming since the first 3G model because ‘It just works’ (with all the interactive sex toys). She is a Samsung fanatic because she customizes everything with different ringtones and notifications (for our discreet sexy friends). He wears a bow tie (with clothes outside of the bedroom). She wears a jumpsuit (which adds complexities for spontaneous bend-over quickies). He is a Canon photo enthusiast (see profile picture with crisp lighting). She likes to be in front of the camera with excessive selfies (he says disappointingly always with clothes on). She is addicted to her Kindle with her favorite author being Walter Isaacson (she says it’s not fiction cause he wrote it). He wouldn’t know any better because he is illiterate and has not read a book since 8th grade (that was not required). His favorite movie is where the couple makes out in an antique car leaving a hand imprint on the steamed up window (checkmark…been there, done that). Her favorite movie is where the dashing lead character likes his martini shaken and his women in bed (inspiration for the profile pic). We love Paris…home of the Louvre (those dreamy Impressionists), romantic quaint cafes on every street corner/along the Seine river, and (most relevant to this audience) practitoners of the Ménage A Trois. We are a couple who has been together for 28years…love at first sight on the first day of college (ok he will admit it was lust at first sight…don’t you agree?). We are conservative in our sexual upbringing (waited for 5 long long dry years of dating before succumbing to carnal temptation…it was her fault) but we are learning how to be more open about our desires and having the courage to try new things. We are very Vanilla in our sexual experience (inexperience). Just like new food recommendations, we will have to try new things to know if we like it. We are looking for what society does not allow. To be able to lust after another hot woman or hot man who is not your own spouse. To find pleasure in uninhibited ways wherever the carnal instinct leads the way. To find pleasure in the beauty of the woman or the man. To live in the moment of the libidinous Id. She fantasizes about pleasuring 3 men all at once with her body being ‘air-tight’. He fantasizes about DP and DVP and finishing ‘sloppy second’ after She gets creampied. We are bi-curious and open to a fantasy of a threesome of MMF and MFF and moresomes. We fantasize about swapping with another MF couple and watching each other get pleasured in a mirrored synchrony of rhythmic hedonism on the same bed. We fantasize about a masquerade ball with an anonymous orgy of hands and mouths touching everything and everyone like a scene from that movie. We fantasize about a RED room from that other movie. Alas, fantasies are not reality unless we have intrigued you enough to reach out to us.

My Ideal Person We may need some hand-holding as we learn about our own sexual desires and the possibilities of the lifestyle…seriously, we need you to hold our Vanilla hands and lead us because we don’t know where the bedroom is in your house.