We like turning fantasies into reality... and would love to hear about whatever dirty thoughts brought you into this website with us pervs. Fun is everything: dinner, drinks, dancing... fancy trips... taking people’s clothes off... all of it. We like to meet up to see if the chemistry is there, instead of sending 75,839 messages.  So, let’s grab drinks and be weird. Even if we don’t click, we will still have a good time ;-) If we do click... then we will experience each other in a very different way. [B]And hey[/B]... right now we're only interested in adding women to the fun. No offense... So if you're one of the 4,578 single dudes (daily) messaging us with a stubby, flaccid weener as your profile picture... Stop. We beg of you. Please stop. HIDE your horrible, horrible penis... And go find a rewarding hobby. ...in fact, go learn how to dance! We met on a dance floor... and it's probably the easiest way to hook-up on the planet (if you actually know how to move your body.) If there are actually women still reading this, come dance with us. You will have a fantastic time.

My Ideal Person Our ideal person is someone who laughs a lot, and has an appreciation for high quality word.

We can find beauty in anyone... confidence is everything.

Bonus points if you have bizarre or highly specific fantasies. We love that stuff. What's turns you on the most and makes you want to cumm everywhere.

Let's do that... asap.