I'm a married thirtysomething woman looking to expand my sexual horizons. I have an awesome open-minded husband who likes to see me satisfied. I'm seeking a similarly open-minded, easygoing guy for sex and friendship. I am petite with long, dark curly hair. Former nude model (for fine art, not cheese). I exercise regularly and am very fit and slender. I get a lot of male attention, which I love. That said, PLEASE don't send me photos of your dick unless and until we've at least chatted a bit and established some kind of chemistry and/or rapport. (Free advice: Disembodied dick photos do absolutely nothing for most women. Try throwing in a load of laundry. "Load" is not a euphemism here.)

My Ideal Person Looking for a guy who is open to playing one-on-one or with my husband and me (he's straight and there would be no physical contact between the men). I'm a bit of an intellectual free spirit in a straight-laced profession and ideally I'd like an offbeat, hipstery type guy. MUST be intelligent, sweet, and have a strong sense of humor, particularly about the ridiculousness of human sexuality. Looks-wise, you don't have to be Henry Cavill (although, Henry, if you're reading, MESSAGE ME), but please take care of yourself, be disease-free, and have good hygiene. Hopefully, your brain is your most important erogenous zone. It's ok with me if you have an open-minded wife or girlfriend, but please no deception or running around behind someone's back. Also open to meeting other M/F couples. Discretion is a must.

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