[U][SIZE 5][COLOR blue]UPDATE[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][COLOR deeppink][B][SIZE 4][I]UPDATE....NEWLY SINGLE LOOKING FOR MORE THEN JUST PIECE OF ASS*** JUST HERE FOR OLD FRIENDS IN CHAT/BLOGGING/MY GROUP.[/I][/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR][U][COLOR darkred][SIZE 5]NO NO NO[/SIZE][/COLOR][/U][SIZE 3][COLOR purple][SIZE 4] [B]I'm[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [U][SIZE 5][COLOR deeppink]NOT NOT NOT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][SIZE 4][COLOR purple][B]interested/looking/seeking[/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][U][SIZE 5][COLOR orangered]ANYTHING[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][bling 87838][COLOR darkblue][SIZE 4][B][B][U][COLOR crim]ATTN:[/COLOR][/U] I receive a TON of mail here. Some I reply to, most I don't. I do not need, nor desire, a player. I AM NOT a desperate housewife or some desperate little fat girl you can lavish your brand of bullshit on to get laid/played. I AM a BBW~emphasis on the BIG. DO NOT WRITE ASKING~ "Well how big"!! :/.[bling 338568] IF you need to ask then you're NOT for me. I am a good per,great mother & friend. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME nor yours :/, because frankly I don't need anyone else in my life. I am quite content as is.[bling 463813] I love my family & friends & don't have to be anything to them I'm not. So IF you THINK you could use a good friend 1st & foremost in your life[bling 93060]~continue~if not have a nice day & hit the NEXT button please :P.[bling 463621][/COLOR][/B][/B][SIZE 3][COLOR sandybrown] [COLOR burlywood][SIZE 3][I][B][/SIZE][/COLOR][bling 225393] I AM A BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.[bling 88068] Pretty much that SHOULD say it all, but I know it won't sooo....... [bling 83036]I'm VERY tall for a woman~6'1, I have BIG Texas Hair & an even BIGGER Texas attitude!! I'm told often I have amazing eyes. [bling 190710] I'm a smart ass & love joking around & "picking" at my friends.[bling 78904] I tend to be the class clown of whatever group/setting I'm in because I LOVE to LAUGH.[bling 139137] Every one wants to "hang out" with me~yet when it comes to "dating" me I get passed over for the chics from the tribe known as the "WEE" people :))!! You KNOW who they are!! The little hard bodies in short short skirts flouncing about the club/party showing all their "wares"!! [bling 137066]I'm the "Oh she's so much fun BUT" girl, & yes I DO have a BUTT~a BIG 1 :)).[bling 154356] I'm TOO tall, TOO fat,& TOO much for most men to take on~let alone handle. IF YOU'RE STILL HERE READING THEN...I am a very sweet, thoughtful, & genuinely caring per. I'm very good to my friends. [bling 172071]I'm an excellent mother with excellent, well mannered, & successful ren. I have 1 left at home still & he IS the light of my life. [U]. [bling 233826]I love animals & adore in particular my 2 little dogs. I rarely go anywhere without at least 1 of them in tow.So if you DON'T like pets ALOT~NEXT!!!! [bling 232074][bling 78741] I'm a bit of a "tomboy" & prefer quiet quality filled "alone" time with my lover. I'm very attentive to my partner in & out of the bedroom, & yes I do have the extra time to make it worth your while. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***** No I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK!!![bling 256426]Promise you I won't be impressed :/. Seen one seen em all, some are short, some are small,some are long, but they're all just another schlong!!*****By the time I want to see your cock we will be on about date 3 & it really won't matter how big/small you are because I'm into my lover not just his little friend :P:P. [/B][/I][/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person UPDATE!!!I HAVE MET HIM!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST, BUT.....I'd like a man that enjoys chatting & can tell the difference between flirting & being a dog . A man I can actually see & do things with. Tall would be nice as I am quite tall myself. You don't need to be rich or model quality, but you do need to like laughing & talking.I'm seeking a friend first, lover second.A gentleman with a slow hand & a southern draw. I have quite a bit of free time to dedicate to the right man, could you be him?
I'm old fashioned in many ways. I have no issues how anyone lives their life, but for me I'd like a slow, sensual, romantic man that doesn't make me feel like I'm in a bad porn movie . You know what I'm talking about~all the directing & positioning trying to impress someone. What ever happened to falling into a moment of passion & letting it lead the way?
The ultimate man wants to take me fishing instead of to a bar. He wants to bait my hook & clean the fish on sight & cook them right there over an open fire instead of going to a fancy restaurant.When he asks me to swing~he means on the front porch not with another couple or some weird sexual device.He opens my door,but treats me as an equal.We can go anywhere~or nowhere & genuinely have an awesum time doing nothing.He calls me sugar/darlin/or some other southern sweetness.He doesn't care if I show up in sweats~so long as I show up.I'm beautiful to him with or without make-up & hair.He makes me feel wanted,cared for & special.He's an open-honest-caring individual to have good conversations with.He holds my hand in public & my heart in his pocket.He's secure enough in his manhood to allow me to flirt & tease because he knows it's him I'm going home with.Sound impossible? Could be, but if you don't try you can't complain later that it never happened for you.

***********************UPDATE**************************
There is no such creature. Good,loyal,loving men belong in fairy tales. So hellooo Shrek because he's the one I'd end up with. On the other hand at least shrek is tall~~BIG news guys 5'8 ISN'T tall . And would it be too much to ask to explore an altoid .

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Journey, Korn, Mettalica, Rammstein, George Strait

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
A cool
crisp day nearing sunset, in a secluded- quaint country
location where you can hear the tree frogs after a gentle spring rain.An air
mattress is in the back of his pick up truck. The two of us
lying down watching the stars starting to peek out of the
night sky. Your gentle caress on back of my neck. We talk
& laugh & touch one another. You smell my hair as
you run it through your fingers. I look deeply into your
eyes. We kiss~soft gentle kisses at first,
growing with intensity with every beat of your heart. Little nibbles
on your bottom lip, my tongue flickering over yours. My nipples swell with the anticipation of your warm mouth
suckling them. Your large, lightly calloused
hands cupping my soft ample breasts as your run your hot mouth all over
them. A moan escapes my throat as your hand lowers down my
belly to my sweet silky slit. Moist with desire for your
touch, I arch into you. Your hands exploring me, your fingers
rubbing my swollen clit. Your mouth trailing
sensual kisses down to my now aching pussy. You spread my legs ever so gently
and begin to devour my wet, sweet spot. You raise your arms
and begin lightly pinching my rock hard nipples between
your fingertips. This heightens my pleasure
to the point I no longer can hold out. I cum hard all over your handsome
face moaning your name over and over. You slip your fingers
inside my juicy, hot pussy. You bend your fingers just so,
and begin to rub that hidden sweet spot. I let out a moan so
loud it's almost a scream. This is driving me wild and
I begin to writhe against your touch. You make me cum over
and over and over. Finally when I don't think I can stand
any more, you come towards me and enter me with your hard,
throbbing cock. I can feel the blood coursing
through the veins on your cock as you fuck me harder then you ever have
before. Finally you cum deep inside of me squirting so hard
I can feel it against my cervix. Your moans tell me you're
satisfied as I was and you collapse onto me. We lie in a pool
of our juices and sweat, holding one another.I hold your
still hard cock in my hand as we fall asleep contently. The rest is up to you....*

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Fisting, ~just being with you~

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I've
never been the type to fantasize about celebrities actually.
I only get turned on to men I truly know. I'm into personalities,
not fame or good actor looks.Sorry. I am a sucker for taller
men/men with silver hair/hairy men in general~so maybe
chewbackah from star wars!!! LMAO..

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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