Not your typical mature horny white guy, I think my introduction is gonna be like a woman's skirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. I feel like Kate Uptons husband, on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. So here goes, at my age the first signs of senility surface in your speech pattern. Since the beginning of the Age of COVID, I'm not talking that much through the masks, so you have to be the judge, to me I'm as normal as ever. I'm mostly harmless, sometimes talkative, bathe frequently and enjoy nature. So, [B][/B]Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Ok most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.

My Ideal Person I'm not here to find my ideal person, I'm here to find a friend with benefits who I can get along with without falling off the edge into needless drama that would squeeze the pleasure out of out encounters. Ideally, she would be talkative, smile at funny things, have a willing attitude and tell me what she likes and doesn't.

Saying stop or no is important, she knows what she likes or doesn't like and a FWB is just that friendly. I'm not saying totally open, like the guy you boinked first , nope just don't go along to get along; and if your part of a couple then enjoy yourself and don't sweat the small stuff the three of us will get along fameously.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
The Who, Iron Maiden, Chicago, etc.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kate Upton

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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