i know That ambien1990 is Weird. i cOuldn't Think Of anything WheN setting up thE name , and theRe happened to be a bOttle of ambien oN the dEsk. could be WORse, coulD have been some of the wife's vagisil. :D i'm bob. as for me , i'm just a bored/horny Introvert that doeSn't get out Much. Yes, i'm somewhat overweight, but i have a large frame with broad shoulders so it does not looK as bad as the scale says It should. i Keep by myself most of the time. not athletic, per se, but i do a fair amount of manual labor so i'm probably stronger than average. messaging with some of you would be a CAPITAL idea. ;)

My Ideal Person My ideal person(s) is: comfortable with NSA sex, absolutely discrete, are in the 30-40 year old range but 25-49 can be acceptable. A few extra pounds? not much of a problem. The important thing is that ladies MUST weigh less than I do, right now I vary between 250 and 260. Those in the higher part of that 25-49 age range must come in at under 180. Must Like getting your nipples sucked, clit licked, ass played with but not necessarily with a dick. It would be interesting hook up with non-white women to experience the culture differences.

The idea of hooking up with a couple (mf or ff) has grown on lately. I would be willing to try many things with them. I will NOT do anything with them that they do not ask for. Not that I would for a woman either, but I do not want ruin a relationship with my presence.

Currently not seeking male partners. But, if you are a male, you MUST be 40 and under (bonus for under 33), average, athletic or slim build, be pretty good looking (at least a solid 7 on the 1-10 looks meter). Uncircumcised is a plus, not a requirement.

I intend to treat all lovers equally. This means that sessions will not be limited penetration of orifices. There will be stroking, petting, caressing, likely kissing. If you are just looking give or receive a quick bj, please move on. I'm more likely to respond to people if they are willing to share a full body photo that does NOT have to be nude. I already know what a dick and a vajayjay look like, I want know what YOU look like.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Who, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent, Weird Al, Heywood Banks, Tim
Wilson

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, ease of movement

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Well, Selma Hayek has a nice set of boobs. I would totally
go Wild Wild West on her. Jessica Alba had an exquisite overall
body shape pre-motherhood. I suppose both of them both
have an exotic flavor that is nice as well.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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