Im a open book! Just ask! A man was in divorce court and told the Judge(I want a divorce). My wife is in the clubs every night. My wife is out late every night. My wife comes home in the early morning every day. The judge said Wow! what is she doing? The man waited a minute then said. She is looking for me!(smile). Things that make you go hmm!1) You don't have a picture on your page:But you will not talk to anyone without a picture.2) You say if you are married don't lie: Do that work! 3) You are upset when you meet because he or she doesn't look like their picture: But he didn't recognize you either.4) You are on a sex site looking for love and is offending that the conversation start out about sex. Lol! Don't eat me up: I am serious but just teasing. A female friend said she met a guy that they had everything in common, he was funny, he was kind and considerate. But then said she couldn't be with him because she was taller than him. Then said where are all the good men at? A man walked in to a very dark bar. He saw a sign that said Hamburger $1.00 Cheese Burger $2.00 Hand job $10,00! He saw this very beautiful and sexy waitress. She took him to this dark corner in the back of the room. He asked are you the waitress that do the Hand job? She said yes! He said can you go wash your hands. the waitress looked puzzled and asked why? He said because I want one of those cheese burgers .Lol A man was selling a dog. The sign said talking dog $50.00. a man came up and said can he really talk. the said of course I can. I have sailed the seven seas, hiked the highest mountains and have back pack all over Europe. The man said to the owner Wow! Why are you letting him go so cheap? The owner said because he such a liar: He has never done any of those thing(smile). A man was sitting at a bar with two other men. The fist man said to the second you look familiar! The first man said did you go to ? High School and the second man said yes! and the first man said me too!. The fist man said did you graduate in 1964 and the second man said yes! and the first man said me too! At that point the bartender said to a third man. (This is going to be a long night) and third man said why do you say that? the bartender said because the Johnson twins are drunk again. Lol

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
walk into a private place and notice woman masturbating
and without word: take over the situation

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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