If your on a couples profile and introduce yourself as a solo male telling me your wife is sleeping or at work chances are I will make fun of you, getting salty only makes it funnier for me so be aware of this if your stupid enough to think woman are going to trust random married men on the internet who only seem to message them when the wife is sleeping or out of the country.
I STRESS this because apparently men are still trying to pull this because they think they are highly irresistible and woman will jump at the chance to fuck around behind the wifes back, if you try you will just be wasting everyone's time and might get your feelings hurt when i make fun of your mental illness and/or inbred gene pool. another really fast way to get me to block you is to give vague answers to simple questions or totally ignore them, if i ask you what your name is and you give me the name of everyone in your house im just going to assume its a male and close the chat.
Edit: Holy shit guys, how are you stupid enough to view my profile and still try this anyways? guess that ashley madison leak's got you trying different sites.