My name is Todd, My parents were killed in a plane crash in a Florida swamp area when I was three months old. I survived the plane crash because a group of alligators thought I was far too precious to feast on. The alligators raised me as one of their own, and for that I am forever grateful. When I was of age, the alligators pushed me to the front door of a Wal-Mart and told me to act as a greeter. And now, here I am, greeting you on this web-site. And for that, I am grateful. THE END!

My Ideal Person I am looking for a long term relationship, but I won't argue if someone twists my arm for a friend with benefits groove. I respect women who speak their minds. In other words, I am not real big on surprises. I give and like to receive honesty.
Slender/fit women attract me the mostest. I love to give and receive oral. I love this joke/phrase: The bald eagle represents freedom; The dove represents peace; And the swallow represents a big smile on my face. I love high-way head. I have never gotten gondola-head, but I may reduce my skiing lesson fee to the right woman. I guess my sexual fantasy is great, great, sex by fast moving river in the spring before the bugs come out. The END.