OK - updated 1/2020 because someone told me they would rather read a cereal box than my profile. Updating pics also - but I really look the same as I did 25 yrs ago and I am sure you do too. 5'6" - 175 lbs - active. Funny, gentleman. Live for my 3 Narcissistic, ungrateful (where did they get that from) boys. Ski in winter, bike in spring and fall, live on a lake (my friend says its not a lake but a retaining pond) for summer. Well educated - great job. Looking for hot, fun times - possible LTR or LTRs - but not marriage - as I've done that twice and I dont seem to be good at it. Traveled. And I have fun wherever I go - even the dentist and my therapist (I make her laugh and feel better about her life). A bit of a wild streak. No one has ever complained about my skills in bed. At least not to me, but I heard there was graffiti about me in a woman's restroom in a diner in NOVA. And then there was that banner behind the plane (like at the beach) that ex-wife #2 had circle NOVA. Glad she left me for the 30+ years younger than me. Our foreplay had become 30 minutes of me pleading for her just looking at my manhood between her work outs. I have been on here for about 5 or 6 years. I come and go - get distracted (where did I get my ADHD), busy (but not with work, I'm a Federal employee - got a countdown clock to retirement - 1646 days as of this), ski season, if the Mets are winning, etc. Silver Fox - aka BumpSkier

My Ideal Person Having been married twice I have no ideal person. I have no "types". But I'm looking for fun times in all aspects of a lady. I have dated or "dated" a variety of women in size and shapes. I dated a 6' tall woman (I had to go up on her), Rubenesque women, thin women, athletic and non-athletic types. African-Americans, New Yorkers. Grandmas. Never dated a little person - that would be interesting. Or a double amputee but I am thinking of interesting positions in case it ever presents. The Catwoman on Batman made me hard at 6 years old - Prrr. Capt Kirk on the USS Enterprise - he practiced diversity with green chics on solar moons - I might try that too given the chance. I do require reasonable shape and flexibility. I still feel badly for the septuagenarian that sustained a broken hip. I'm joking. Hope to hear from you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A ski lift- done the gondola. Love bjs in moving cars.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Cross Dressing, Making Home "Movies"

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Tina Sinatra and her boots! Betty White in a 3 way - but not
with Brad Pitt - I would get no attention. Flo from the insurance
ads. But she would be painting her nails while I tried to
nail her from behind.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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