Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications[/COLOR] You know what, I'm beginning to think some people enjoy being cussed the f**k out. Either that or they are trying to have a bullet added to the profile in their honor because of some dumb shit they tried. They read the profile, initiate contact usually mentioning how real we kept it then immediately start with the bullshit. Irks the hell outta me! So congratulations to the "couple" this evening who made me have to update this damn list again. [/COLOR] [/COLOR] Lets go ahead and get this out of the way....if thick women with big asses offend you please leave now. Most people would describe us both as the quiet types..but you know what they say about the quiet ones. We are a grown and sexy long term married couple wanting to share the ultimate erotic experience. We're looking to spice up an already sensual mood in the bedroom. Both of us are very clean, disease, drug and drama free and expect the same from our playmates. We would like for everyone to understand the importance of being discreet. Most importantly, before contacting us please, please, please be secure in your relationship. [COLOR red][COLOR red]We have found it necessary to add an addendum to our profile to eliminate the following issues we've been encountering..... 1. Ladies if you really don't want to swing but you are afraid to tell your man this so you hope I really won't want to swing either, you need to bypass our profile entirely because I will fuck the shit outta your man if you bring him to me. 2. This is also for the ladies....We are a full swap couple. If you have never done a full swap and have only participated in FMF 3somes for your man but you want us to break y'all in keep it moving. I am not interested in making sure your man's ego can take watching you being dicked down by my husband. 3. If somehow we all do decide it's time to make a better connection and we exchange phone info know that we prefer having the men talk to the men and the ladies speak with the ladies. We don't care how shy or how busy your Boo is. I (the female half) will not communicate via internet or text. [COLOR green]Too many men on here pose as couples or as their other half so I need to hear a voice.[/COLOR] Anything involving everyone getting together for group activities needs to be discussed while all parties are present to eliminate misunderstandings regarding expectations and boundaries. 4. To those of you who keep asking to see more pictures you may as well go find another profile to jack off to. We won't be providing you with any new material. 5. If you are one of the many chicks who have cluttered up our inbox with e-mails telling me how much you would enjoy watching your man please me but you aren't ready to play with ANY other man chick kick rocks. Usually i'll send the following reply to these ignorant men/women: "well your man can suck on my pussy until HE cums that's what would please me more than anything but he won't be fucking me at all with his dick." No matter how wet you tell me your pussy gets just thinking about it. You can keep that dick all to yourself girl. 6. This one is for the men, if you rarely dabble in oral arts with your wife and the two of you have made contact with us, you need to go right ahead and start practicing tongue gymnastics on your wife (dust off an old Heavy D record if need be and mouth the words while your tongue is on her clit). Nothing pisses off a wife faster than a man who is eager to orally please another woman when he hasn't been as eager to please at home....I'm saying this now because i'm spoiled and you're gonna eat me!!! 7. I love me some gay men, I really do but sexually we are not interested in playing with you Boo. Prefer not to say listed in any male sexual orientation, being bi, omitting an orientation altogether or having too many gay , bi or trans girls in your friends list is suspect. "Straight" men liking, commenting or belonging to groups seeking any of the above does not work for me either. I am not interested in playing any man who can suck a d*ck better than I can. I'm cool on that!!! 8. Would you believe some people are only into watching or participating in something called a softswap? You can hit back button and move on to the next profile immediately. 9. Profiles for couples without pictures of the male half (at least from the waist down) scare me. 10. Again for the ladies, make sure your man has the proper listing for his endowment. Don't bring me any bullshit dick. Girl, you know if your man has a little dick. Don't let your man claim he is long/thick when he is short/ave. You will get your weave snatched out bringing that to me. 11. Post pictures of yourself not photos from your favorite magazines or stills from your favorite porns to pass off as your own. 12. Why lie about who you are married to? If your profile features you and your swinging sidepiece say so upfront. This especially goes for black members. Not all that many of us are playing anyway so please know when we do hook up with the real deal and swap notes eventually the subject of your lying ass will come up. 13. For all men who claim to be so protective of their lady that her phone number will not be provided to me or she may only speak to me if you are on 3way or within earshot of you, you may politely eat what they call a DICK. Everyone has run into f**ked up people playing on the phone. That's not a valid rea for the ladies not to exchange contact info if we are all trying to f**k. Too many free APPS exist that will block unwanted callers. Besides, I refuse to give out juicy details of our sexxx-capades over the phone just so you can listen in and stroke your shit to my 900 number voice anyway. That goes double for "couples" with only one contact number. 14. It has come to my attention some of the women on here are in direct violation of code #10 so let me be clear...stop letting these itty bitty dick men buy Magnum condoms. There is nothing more pathetic than a lil ding-a-ling in a baggy ass condom. Damn! 15. Even after reading down to this point we are still contacted by "women" or the female half of a "couple" who have a sudden onset of laryngitis whenever its time to call. Are we jacking off to now guys???? 16. Due to the overwhelming volume of men on this site misrepresenting themselves with stolen pictures, all gentleman may be asked to participate in a formal dick inspection upon meeting. Don't be scared!!! Any man who is quick to show and prove and impress me will immediately be moved to the gotta f**k category. 17. We will not under any circumstances give out face pictures to anyone. No exceptions! For people we plan to meet we prefer to cam to cam. If your cam is broken then so is ours. If the wife is not available for cam time then neither am I. 18. No men who look like women!!! No women who look like men!!! 19. Crop your pics please. We don't need to see Sponge Bob sheets or filth in the background of your photos. A nasty house equals a nasty azz. 20. Ok the issue of crusty feet, ashy asses and dry looking dicks and balls needs to be addressed. Invest in some Jergens and go get a pedicure before you go posting pictures all willie nilly. 21. We refuse to attend a party without speaking with the host/hostess and viewing a guest list in advance. Gas cost way too much. Plus I'm a Diva and I go thru too much of a process to get myself ready only to show up to a party attended by a bunch old men with tiddays bigger than mine. NEVER AGAIN!!!!! 22. People need to stop contacting us with the it's my or my boos birthday so you want to have "special treatment." Sum of you ma fukas have a birthday every week. Everybody in our bed works overtime and if this is too much for you to handle keep your lazy azz off of our page anyway. 23. Understand if for whatever rea the ladies don't click we will not agree to attend a meet and greet. We have found once the ladies are comfortable enough with one another to make arrangements everything else falls into place. So men, if you have a problem with your lady arranging to have me f**k you down and vice versa with your wife keep it moving. 24. If you come at us trying to run game don't act like you don't know what to expect from this end. We have seen and heard it all before. 25. We know it was a long journey to point 25 and we appreciate y'all for reading this far. Our profile simplifies weeding out most of the bull-shitters. They are the only ones complaining about the length of the profile because more than likely they're in violation of the points listed. So now that we have managed to piss them off all the real players can get at us. [/COLOR][/COLOR]

Mi persona ideal: Only mentally stable married couples and select singles will be considered for adult playtime with us. We love watching, touching, licking, sucking and doing whatever else feels natural. Mutual stimulation and satisfaction is a must for both of us. Ladies this one is a pussy eating champion and he really really enjoys receiving lip service too. He prefers his women thick, built similar to the wife... a big ole ass is a bonus. As for the lady, she prefers for her playmates to be skilled in the area of sex and have hurricanes for tongues. Trust me her lips won't disappoint either. A little side note everyone must have all their teeth. Ultimately we are looking for a couple to match our freaky side and stamina. Check the drama at the door and if we have what you're looking for hit us up.

Cuenta una de tus fantasías sexuales favoritas. No te reprimas.:
One my most recent fantasies involves me sitting on top
of the kitchen table while my husband is seated in the chair
in front of me eating my pu**y. That turns me on.

¿Con qué sitio fantaseas para tener un encuentro sexual?:
La cama, Un vehículo en movimiento (ej. automóvil), El probador de ropa en una tienda, Un ascensor, Una habitación de hotel, a pool table

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Bondage ligero, Cera de velas, Azotes, Tríos, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Voyeurismo, Vendar los ojos

¿Has fantaseado sobre el hecho de tener sexo con una celebridad? ¿Quién? ¿Qué es lo que te calienta sobre ellos?:
Yes, I would be a ho sandwich with LL, Nelly, Trech from Naughty
by Nature and Michael Ealy (the guy w/the pretty eyes in
the movie Barbershop). Him, he would give anything to be
with Chaka Khan 20 years ago, Janet of course, Beyonce before
she lost all that weight, Ky toi (Outkast video), Cherokee, and Buffy
the Body.

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
De ninguna manera. Solamente quiero piel sobre piel.

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