We are a fun sexually open and charged couple looking to find like minded swingers in our area. soft and full swap,same room only. Attention any institutions who want to look at my wife's sexy ass and dripping wet pussy...Don't! Feel free to admire my hard cock and study it as much as you want.I am all for advancing science and am willing to do my part. The wife enjoys her privacy and will sue your pale flabby ass.

My Ideal Person We are looking for a boring vanilla couple that is full of drama and has hair like a wooly mammoth. KIDDING!!! Friends first, and open to have FUN. Seriously NOBODY wants to see your cock. That only works if you want other cocks. Lets also be clear about scary flesh monsters...don't be one. PLEASE don't use the "lifestyle"to justify being out of shape and boring in the bedroom. If all you want is to swap partners and have "vanilla" sex with someone else guess what, you ARE vanilla. FYI its not necessary to say you say you want lady to join you. 98 % of people on this site want that too. It makes you sound retarded,and boring. We are super busy with life and kids and life and dishes and washing clothes. Sexy right. We are both bringing sexy back one load of folded laundry at a time. The wife works and I (the guy) am a househusband who thinks 50 shades of gray was a poor excuse for erotica. (as does the wife) So if you have a sitter for us and want to hang out and see where stuff goes drop a line We are still getting used to the West coast and this constant rain blows and sucks at the same time. I didnt even know it was possible to do that but it is. Namaste Bitches