Apparently this is the part of my profile where I am supposed to drive the women of the world into an uncontrollable hormonal frenzy by telling them that "it" drags on the ground when I walk, and that I make more money than Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk combined. If that is what you are looking for, sorry, wrong profile. Move on. Just a mostly normal straight guy here. I was recently told that I am a handsome, good looking, sexy guy. That would have been a major ego boost, except that the person who said that is a gay guy. To make matters worse, it was one of my parent's next door neighbors, both of whom I have known for years. That was embarrassing. The sound of the jacked up pick-em-up truck was unmistakable as it approached from behind. It slowed and began to pace along side of me while bicycling. The window opened. A head emerged, and a woman's voice shouted "Nice Butt!". I was so surprised that I did not have the presence of mind to make some kind of salacious comment to her, or get the license number. I think I will ride that route again soon. Really soon. Like today. So there you have it. According to some people, I am a handsome, good looking, sexy guy with a nice butt. To be fair, I do have a certain, how should I put this, deviant behavior. It is only fair that people are warned. I will periodically sneak out late in the evening to the Portland area. Once there, I will park in the darkest corner of the parking lot at a skating rink. Then, when no one is looking, sneak in. Yes, I roller skate. And make a lame attempt at skate dancing. It is like an addiction. I just can not stop. I live in a small town, so please do not let the neighbors know. Will add more later. What would you like to know?

Mi persona ideal: My ideal woman would speak five languages, have won a Nobel prize in science or medicine, won gold medals in both the summer and winter Olympics, and graced the cover of the swimsuit edition of SI. Owning and managing a multi-national corporation would be an additional plus. After cruising what little I can see of women's profiles, it appears that describes almost everyone. I guess I will need to be a little more specific.

So how about this?

The person with the warm, welcoming personality who makes me feel comfortable and accepted the first time we meet.

Or, the person that I totally "click" with. Like when we simultaneously turn and look at each other, then crack up because we both know exactly what the other is thinking.

Or from across the room, our eyes lock, and a lightening bolt zips through my eyes, bounces off the top of my skull, down my spine, down my legs, then bounces off the floor and just reverberates throughout my entire body.

Rather doubtful I will find any of that on the internet, so maybe this will help:

I seem to be attracted to women who have style, personality, a brain, and are physically fit. I suppose the last bit might be a little unfair, as I am sure that there are plenty of nice women trapped in obese bodies, but I just do not see myself with somebody I can not easily wrap my arms around.

Things that I do not do well with: obesity, drug abuse, alcoholism, controlling behavior, and multiple large, garish tattoos.

¿Con qué sitio fantaseas para tener un encuentro sexual?:
La cama, Una piscina o bañera caliente, swing set

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Bondage ligero, Masajes

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Atracción física, Habilidad para ser discreto

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