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"Aging is not a disease."
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easylay3x 64/M
Buffalo Area, New York
Callipygian women with macromastia are especially welcome.
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." ~ George Bernard Shaw Aging is not a disease, so don’t get hung up on my age. If I couldn’t cut it, I wouldn’t be here. There are a few ticks on the clock and a little snow on the roof. However, among dirty old men, I put the others to shame. There's always a fire in the furnace and all circuits are still wired for 220. I'd like to find a local woman who agrees with this one: “Love older men—they have that established, settled look on the outside, but still have a horny frat boy lurking on the inside!” "Age is irrelevant. Ask me how many sunsets I've seen, hearts I've loved, trips I've taken, or concerts I've been to. That's how old I am." --- Joelle Imagine living life backward. We'd start out dead and get that out of the way. Then we'd wake up in nursing homes feeling better every day until we get kicked out for being too healthy. We'd probably then spend the next few years enjoying our retirement and collecting our pension without having to work. When we’d eventually have to start working, we’d all get gold watches on our very first day on the job. We would then work for about 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon we'd be too young to keep working. So then we’d go to college, play sports, date, drink, get laid, and party. Then we’d become little, go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few short years, we would become babies and everyone would run themselves ragged keeping us happy. We would spend the last 9 months of our lives floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap. Until finally we would finish off as massive, mind blowing orgasms. I'm looking to be the guy who gives you the attention you crave. A woman who's bright, sophisticated, financially secure, and creative and exploratory in the bedroom, I offer friendship, patience, passion, and pleasure. I’m not looking for multiple partners. I want one special woman. That’s all. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, And so am I. . . . . . . . . /¯/) . . . . . . . ./¯ ./ . . . . . . . /. . / This is for those . . . . /¯/'. .'/¯¯/ whose sole purpose in life . . . /'/. /. . /. . /. /¯\ is to make someone else . . .('(. . . . . .¯/'. . 'miserable.

My Ideal Person The woman I seek is bright and content with her life except for one essential—: exciting, invigorating sex. But the kind of sex I want you can't get from a one-night stand, so don't even think about it. Are you wondering what it would be like to have a clean, bright, passionate, completely uninhibited man? Someone you can trust, knowing he wants nothing more of you than the totality of your sexuality and intellect every time we meet?

I prefer a woman with sequins inside, a woman with equal parts brains and libido who is passionate about all that she does, free-spirited, uninhibited, and seductive. Please be sensuous, in shape, confident, discreet, and sober, with an insatiable sense of adventure. I'm a sapiophile who seeks an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind...someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay...who sometimes makes me go ouch because of her wit and evil sense of humor. So be eager for stimulating banter, a few laughs, toe-curling intimacy, and perhaps something new and exciting.

One more thing. It might help if you are a pogonophile.


Standard members may contact me.

I met a cute gal and thought I'd love to fuck her brains out until she spoke and I realized that someone already beat me to it.

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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Phil Colter, John Denver, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Josh
Groban, Jim Croce, Mason Williams.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Halle Berry pulls me behind some bushes in Central Park
and has her way with me. If you have to ask what turns me on
about her, you're living under a rock.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 64 / male
  • Buffalo Area, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: August 4, 1957
Hometown: Sherrill, New York
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Occupation: Writer
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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