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ezwheelz 44 / M
"Ask me about the meaning of life, it is quite simple."
Howell, Michigan, United States
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ezwheelz 44/M
Howell, Michigan
If 2 ppl are going at it doggy style making that clapping noise in the woods and no pervs are there to hear it, does it make a sound?!?
I broke my neck in a car accident years ago and use a wheelchair but I'm the same guy I was before I needed it. You can very literally ask me anything, I'm very open and very honest. Super 420 friendly, recently started listening to Joe Rogan's podcast a lot. I speak fluent sarcasm and often have a very dirty and very politically incorrect sense of humor. If you can't take a joke or don't like to laugh, I'll probably bore or offend you. Even I cringe sometimes at the horrible things that make me react with a laugh. I may constantly joke around a lot, but I'm not a fool. ;) I'm a professional procrastinator, but I'm not lazy. I'm terrible at grammar, but try t-o only text in complete sentences. I feel like I am about as non-judgemental as a human can be. I may have lots of questions but I couldn't and wouldn't think less of you simply for telling me about the things that make you, You. If you happen to recognize me from real life, message me!! That way we can both laugh at each other and have a story to tell! I like to chat using email and get to know like-minded people so I signed up for the thing that lets EVERYONE message me, so feel free!

My Ideal Person My ideal person is someone who is genuinely comfortable with being themselves. Common sense is a plus. If you call yourself a nerd, we will probably get along great! Just looking for casual, intelligent, flirty fun.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
You'll have to ask me!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 44 / male
  • Howell, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: January 24, 1976
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Life
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Sarcasm
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None