[COLOR darkred]PLEASE DO NOT INVITE US TO YOUR NETWORK IF YOU HAVE NO PICS![/COLOR] we respond better to profiles with pics. or send a FACE pic with email. plz lol all others will be deleted. STILL LOOKING FOR CPLS!! They are our 1st priority! Really never thought we had to put this out there but....... Plz keep our sexcapades to yourself. We don't want to be topic of conversation with your friends. Especially if you are a single guy! SINGLE GUYS: We will contact you. :) COUPLES: Plz remember we are a cpl, not 2 singles. Either we all connect and have fun or no one does. Also i love the feel of a woman's touch and miss girl play very much. We are NOT perfect, but we will be picky. Nothing peral. We like what we like. We really enjoy hangin out having a few drinks and lots of laughs. Where are all the fun cpls?? lol feel i need to say this.. pet peeve... ppl who leave their socks on during sex. yuck! lol I have short blonde hair, hazel eyes, more than a handful up top lol. I'm cute, funny, kind, good sense of humor and easy going. He's cute, has short brown hair, blue eyes, nicely equipped, average build, great sense of humor, very easy going and polite. Almost to a fault, ladies be aggressive! lol I'm the wild one of the two. But he eagerly follows suit. We are both tattooed and pierced. No tongue piercings thou. We are clean shaven and would like the same or extremely close trimmed. We are afraid of hair. lol Can explain over drinks. lol everyone has their own idea of an average size penis. LOL let me tell you what my idea of average is. at least 6 inches long. if its less it better be girthy!! LOL i like to have fun also. ;) looking for full swap cpls only. anything less is just a tease. she is bi. he is 100% straight.

My Ideal Person had a great profile written up but ppl don't like long profiles so.

the short version.

We are looking for fun outgoing cpls. I enjoy being with women but it's not mandatory. We won't talk anyone into anything.

We are night owls, so plz understand we don't consider 9pm on a wkend to late to meet up and have some fun.

Plz try to be height/weight proportionate.

She loves goatees but NOT big into just mustaches. Sorry guys, she says all it reminders her of is one of her high school teachers.

Not looking for 10's but physical attraction is key.
Not big into 1 night stands. We are not new to this, just been on hiatus for 8 months.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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