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funcouple82 61 / 59 / C
"Experienced couple looking for experienced or new couples, bi females"
Waukesha, Wisconsin, United States
 
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Member Since: March 22, 1999

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funcouple82 61/C
Waukesha, Wisconsin
Will be in Vegas April 4-8. Anyone want to have some fun?
Introduction
***************UPDATE************** Single guys....sorry. While we understand there are nice ones out there, the bad ones far outweigh you. For that rea, single guys read closely....we will contact you if we are interested. We are both college educated professionals. We are able to read profiles and ascertain if we want to contact you. Please don't think you are the "exception" and try to convince us otherwise. Resist the urge. It will only eliminate you from any consideration Here is why single men get such a bad . After 3 rude email introductions we politely asked this member to not contact us, we were not interested. He waited a couple months and did again with another crude one. The next time our email was not as polite. Here is his response. "[B]MetedSwornShyly[/B] This loser has now changed his name for the third time, he now goes by [B]BobfromWaukesh2[/B] oops.. i sorry, Wasn't paying attention did you say something I had my cock up your wife's ass dildo breath..and could not her moaning over what it was like to finally have a MAN inside of her!" Another fine example of why single men wonder why they have such a hard time connecting with couples. [B]MetedSwornShyly[/B] is the new posterboy for ignorant single males. His new profile name is [B]BobfromWaukesh2[/B] We are a married couple. He is 59, 6'4" 240 red/blue, clean cut college educated professional str8. She is 57, 5'5" 140 brunette/blue, 36c-27-37, college educated professional, and bi. We enjoy x movies, oral, touching, toys. We have been swingers for over 10 years and enjoy same room full swapping, but can soft swing with shy beginners. We do not smoke, and are light drinkers. We have 3 stories in the swingers section of the articles...check them out![B][/B]

My Ideal Person We are looking for a couples with bi, bi curious or straight females. We enjoy full swapping but can soft swing with those who are shy. She is an excellent teacher for bi curious females, very patient and understanding. We are not high pressure at all, preferring to go at the pace of whoever we are with. We enjoy 3-sums, 4-sums and more sums! We have had enjoyable experiences with seasoned swingers as well as "newbies". We have introduced the lifestyle to about 7 couples and each have had a great time and have continued swinging. Because we are non pressure, will go slowly and respect where others are in their experience level, we are able to put beginners at ease, so don't let our experience level discourage you if you are a beginnner!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My favorite sexual fantasy that has not occured yet involves
my husband and I at a very exclusive restuarant. Our table
attendant is a beautiful woman. Eventually, she ends up
under the table eating me to an intense orgasm before she
wiggles over to my husband and sucks him to completion under
the table. We retire to the restroom where the 3 of us make
love to each other.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Julia Roberts. We enjoy the company of each other for hours
in bed exploring every inch of each others bodies, while
my husband watches

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 61/59 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Waukesha, Wisconsin, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: December 19, 1959 August 16, 1961
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: >6 ft 4 in / >195 cm 5 ft 5 in
Body Type: Athletic Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) Master's degree
Occupation: Business (Management) Education
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Christian Christian
Male Endowment: Average/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 C
Hair Color: Red/Auburn Red/Auburn
Eye Color: Blue Blue