I will not be on here past Dec 8th, if you want the thrill of a one night with a mysterious piece of cosmic stud candy...Message me TO FUCK me, or I'll find a more daring crowd.

My Ideal Person I will try to use some candor writing this, but then again you might find some good material for a comedy act, so take notes, it's a bad economy and this stuff is solid gold.
Must be funny, might be smart, cute, sporting...not a princess. I tried that, I would prefer you were a sparkly vampire (biters are amazing as a fact, dealmaker) than a snotty tart needing to be 'ole dragon buffet. I like cowgirls/country girls, avid shooters, goths, preppers, the occasional chainsaw Lolita psycho brings some excitement (really efficient at gathering firewood and always smell like pine, dealmaker) , and sometimes even a blind date can surprise me...I think that's all I can think of, thoughts?

As for occupation, whatever brings you enjoyment...except mimes, they creep the fuck outta me and bring more challenge to a woman that's hard to read.

Religion is up to you, I'm open minded but I don't give charity to Amway. Everyone else sure.

..."Politics"...given previous occupational ventures I'd prefer not to discuss, please

Discussing turn offs are stupid, it's always better to say what turn you on than waste time nit picking...you might make the mistake of turning away from a person you realize you like.