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joem555 32 / M
"Introducing the hottest new product on the market: your New Boy Toy (me)!"
Portland, Oregon, United States
 
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joem555 32/M
Portland, Oregon
I've been getting a lot of window shoppers lately. ;) Come on in and say hi on IMC or find me on Twitter! .. Well, what are you waiting for?
Introduction
[I][COLOR darkred](Your favorite infomercial voice): Getting tired of that same old vibrator? Is your boyfriend not getting the job done? Want heat up the oven while the boyfriend is away? Live with roommates and embarrassed by the sounds coming from your room? Suffer no more; there is a product just for you! Your new Boy Toy is the hottest new product on the market and the best and easiest way to satisfy all your sexual needs! New Boy Toy is not like your conventional vibrator: the loud noise, the messy clean-up, the fading batteries. No, New Boy Toy will remain quiet through your entire use, be used as much as you want for as long as you want, and when you are done, just shove him out the door! New Boy Toy has been recently been redesigned and now features 19 different speeds and intensities and all the modes you can imagine! Bring your new Boy Toy home today and you can be the envy of your friends. Yes, everyone will want your new Boy Toy! Experience this revolutionary new Boy Toy at no cost to you. That’s right; it is yours free if you order now! [SIZE 1](Read this part quickly): Warning: Your new Boy Toy contains features known to the State of California to cause slight addiction, desire to dump or neglect boyfriends, and the desire to marry your new Boy Toy. New Boy Toy is not a suitable boyfriend or husband replacement, and is advised to only be used to satisfy sexual needs. Please see your doctor prior to use if you have a condition which inhibits long and intense sexual activity. New Boy Toy is recommended for advanced users to be able to experience the full potential and leave you in pure ecstasy.[/SIZE] (Resume normal speed): What are you waiting for? Try the latest and greatest thing on the market! Send me a message or chat with me on IMC! [/COLOR][/I] [SIZE 1]If the voice that comes to mind is Billy Mays, you're not alone...Haha. Just know that I am the best product he ever unofficially endorsed.[/SIZE] Hello, I am Joe [SIZE 1](Your New Boy Toy)[/SIZE]. I have a common name, but I am not your average joe; I am better in every way. You'll have to let me prove it to you some time. ;) I am very active guy, and always looking to try something new. I have a growing list of hobbies and other things that I like to do. I will try anything at least once. I am very friendly and typically get along with everyone. If you want to know anything, just ask. [SIZE 1]Not sure if this following paragraph is needed, but it seems to be a trend to add this to your profile?: WARNING!! Any institutions, individuals, and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, and/or any duplication (for any rea) and/or posting to any site - You do NOT have our permission to use any of our profile and/or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright and/or other.[/SIZE]

My Ideal Person Fun, active, cute, and wants to play. Witty and clever, and/or a scientific background is a plus.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 32 / male
  • Portland, Oregon, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: November 1, 1988
Travels to: Kowloon, New York, United States
Hometown: Portland, Oregon, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Problem Solver
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Very long/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Other
Glasses or Contacts: None