Hey isn't "Prefer Not To Say" just great? Okay okay–I'll try not to be too much of a smart arse, then, for five minutes! Relax–I can feel you're already all uptight:)

My Ideal Person Well someone just as fantastic as me would be just great - now I don't fully expect perfection as I don't think I want to be with someone that is more perfect than as I get very insecure.......

I'm sure you all 'say it like it is'(yeah, right), 'don’t have baggage', 'don’t have any personality or physical imperfections'. Moreover, I'm sure you all judge everyone else on who they are rather than what they do. Personally, I'm into me – give me a selfish person any day!

Additionally, don’t "whatever" me & don’t "don't" me – and, yes, I probably will bring up something you brought up in conversation earlier to contradict what you have just told me – Yes, like I said above, the counselling didn't work Hey smile - just joking

I don’t bring work home (much), love my spare time, work & travel a lot overseas, spend too much money on food, wine, clothes, flowers, and myself. I'm still the adventurer doing all the stupid things I was 10 years ago – down side is I cant travel economy class for flights over 3 or 4 hours because of all my sore joints & injuries. Positive side means I usually get on an extra 10 kilos of free luggage without getting pumped for excess baggage.

Isn't Charles De Gaulle airport just the biggest pain the arse...terminal 2F - what the hell? Hey you - cute blondie girl, that question was rhetorical (yeah & the spelling is probably incorrect) & doesn't require u 2 answer....woops too late

Oh & if you're coming back into Australia, Customs is confiscating all 3 bottles now instead of just taking the 3rd bottle of alcohol.......bastards, can you believe that? (Hey - that was rhetorical also - so don't answer-yeah that was u blondie) - no wonder there are so many red/purple bulging veiny noses in blue uniforms going thru customs

All of you girls need to stop giving Leos a hard time - Yes we're all egotistical, arrogant, self-centred, show pony, bastards - so stop asking if I'm a typical LEO - Yes I am....now can u carry a couple more bottles of vodka thru customs please? That's all I ask....ok-YES-that was a serious question

Finding someone with plenty of selfish issues, has a healthy respect for themselves,and is judgemental.Oh excellent-I lurvvvvvvvvvv to find a girl that totally back-flips & changes her mind on absolutely everything-heh smile!

Someone who can carry the 3rd and 4th bottle of vodka thru customs for me

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