SINGLE MEN. You will get blocked immediately. No shit. Ok, WE ARE NOW LEARNING. We are good with condoms, but I prefer a bareback cock that will cum substantially in my little stretched pussy. It makes my husband really horny. Kissing and licking on my pussy later. When first on the site it seems as though we were willing to go across the United States or the world to meet people. We want to keep it real and local. We think we are an attractive couple. As this site goes, I guess it is proper to say that by no means are we Ken and Barbie and we don't want to meet Ken and Barbie. Husband thinks that Barbie sucks in bed. We are not judgmental, either. My husband and I get along with just about everyone we have run into in our lives. There is no front here and we will never put up any fake appearance or be condescending. We don't care about you your occupation or how far you went in school. We do appreciate a command of the english language. I guess what we are saying is, that if you work and take care of your life, then nothing precludes you from being a friend. Some of his best friends are electricians, plumbers, auto mechanics, line workers at Ford, whatever. I am a school teacher and my husband is a criminal defense attorney. He tells his hood friends and others to quit bringing it up. What good is lawyering if you can't see in the dark, take a shower, have a house that is built, lay block, you name it? Trust me, Brendan means it because he cannot hammer a nail strait. He is very good at breaking things, though. He is a veteran and I think that is all he did is destroy things. We can dress up for any event and dress down. I don't dress down like my husband. He sometimes looks homeless. We are very sensual, and the mind for us is as powerful as the body. Ideally would be to meet people that feel like us. That you can be talking about whatever, then click, ease into each other and progress to soft or full swap. Flow into a threesome, foursome...We are both dirty talkers and quite good. Me better than him. We are not too attracted to being too overweight and neither of us smoke. We prefer others don't, but it isn't going to stop things. We don't really drink much, but we are fun. We are looking mainly for attractive females and couples. 50 is the new 30, so age is just how the eyes pick it up. I don't have any tattoos, but Brendan has a few that are super fort bragg cheesy, but I love him. We agreed, tentatively, that we can play alone. It is unfair because I am tiny and I don't feel comfortable, so don't ask me. I would have to meet several times and maybe more. I just don't trust the world that much and Brendan's job brings harsh reality home, fairly often. We would love to meet females and couples, hwp, attractive for NSA, bareback licking, sucking and sex. I love a fat round cock in me. It turns me on to feel it, talk and feel it explode inside of me. It is erogenous to think someone's cum, living, is inside that little pussy and I don't think initially my husband thought I would ever do it. He was wrong. I knew he had no problems from the first time I met him. No drama and I, or we, mean it. He had a crazy ex and I am far from that. You have to be as well. We can pick up on it. If we don't want to meet, sorry. It could be either of us. We are excited to be on this site and i have butterflys. Look forward to meeting someone out there. Mary. NO SINGLE MEN. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. NO SINGLE MEN. IT IS A WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME AND WE WILL TRY TO GET YOU BARRED. Thanks.

My Ideal Person SINGLE MEN GET BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY.
Attractive, funny and comfortable with themselves.
If there are any women who have a cum fetish then contact us. We can also play nicely dominant and M can talk so sexy you will constantly cum. Couples who are attractive and at ease. We bareback and you have to show yourself to be disease free.
Oh, and we almost forgot. NO SINGLE MEN.

Ideal for B - couples with HWP and preferably kinky and attractive. Women, just not overweight. No hair.

Ideal for M - same regarding couples and most attracted to younger men that are taller/bigger. Like men to be able to go deep. No single men.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Boston, AC/DC (Bon era), Stones, Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins,
Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Green Day,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
This isn't a fantasy, but we are slowly working it out.
We have always found it hot to experiment with bondage,
bdsm, and the compulsion of the other to do what you want.
I can tie Mary to the bed. I can tell her what I am going to do.
I tell her that I have friends coming over for a party. She
will remain tied up. If someone comes in here when the door
is unlocked around 11:30 and everyone has been drinking,
then whatever happens, happens. I tell her some of the girls
coming to the party are girls I would fuck on a regular basis,
but not date. We were having sex for years and their significant
others never knew, or know now. One in particular still
winks when we see them out. She texts me and asks when we can
get together. I tell Mary she is coming alone with a friend,
but several guys coming with friends will be attending
stag. That I will blindfold her and if the party goes in that
direction then she will be used for her pussy and mouth.
Everytime she says no then I am going to bring people in earlier.
She has to agree that she will fuck anyone to be a good host.
This whole time I am gently rubbing my fingers over her body
only touching occasionally and I do the same with my tongue.
I remind her how she looked in the video when fucking her
ex in front of me and asks if she will enjoy it with others.
With cocks that are longer and wider than his. My cock is
on her face and her pussy wet. You get the idea. We trade rolls
and it is something that we both find exciting.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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