"Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit, three-ring circus, side show of freaks. Here in this fucking hole we call LA, the only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time, any fucking day- learn to swim. See you down in Arizona Bay." Sending a message/request will get you much more information about me.

My Ideal Person looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
tool, marshall mathers, everclear

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jennifer anniston, because she's still sexy as fuck
and she had a cameo in south park. she's just a girl you
want to tie up and fuck the shit out of

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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