**** UPDATE I CANNOT SEE EMAILS ON HERE....UNLESS YOU FRIEND ME.....INSTANT MESSENGER DOES NOT WORK **** Hi everyone Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together! I hope it made you smile :) I am a MAN ( NOT BI ) I like a woman not a young girl...I love women who know what they want and knows how to get it. One that doesn't mind getting dirty but cleans up beautifully, she likes to wear jeans, shoes and a sexy top or shorts, sandal's and a sexy top but loves to always dress hot and sexy when the time permits and always wears clothes that show off her curves that I love to see .... one that likes; wine, whiskey, vodka, but doesn't mind a beer, one that likes to eat good food but prefers to cook at home, I'm 6' 255# shaveH hair , brn eyes, athletic build,told that I'm charming,handsome , intelligent, friendly , easy to get along with love to talk, fun to be with ,funny Please understand that I am a standard member and I am limited to profiles, pictures, emails. If you would like to talk and see about a connection then leave a message and allow me to see a picture of you as I have done the same.

My Ideal Person Same as above, PLEASE leave the drama, head games somewhere else, stop asking questions that you won't answer but expect me to, Don't be the jealous , controlling woman, be passionate in life, love, adventure.....I will be the same ..... loves to please, as well as be pleased , loves to be spontanious, has a wild side, loves to be open and likes adventure, like sex in public places, occasionally likes to watch porn, likes long secession of foreplay leading to great sex with multiple orgasims, likes to kiss , cuddle and loves me to walk up behind kiss her softly on the neck and nipple on her ear, if all is allowed the opportunity to let her know by moving my hands slowly touching every part of the curves of her beautiful body ....ending in passionate kissing , I know that time is limited due to family , work and other responsibilities but both of us knowing that this is the moment that matters and to take the opportunity .

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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