Fucking boring, dude. Let's get the ball rolling. I'm Discordian. Google it, you might be too and not even know it. Hell you're on here, right? Let's be real and communicate for fuck sake. I'm a man on the internet, of course I'm going to embellish and lie a little. Maybe a lot. But above all else, I'm equally interested in me and in you. Let me explain: I'm my own full per, full to like 100%. That's me. You can be anywhere from 0-100, that's your business. But keep in mind if I'm at 100 and you are 37... then we are 137/2 which is what? 68.5% average. So if you're okay with that, I can be, too. If you've made it this far... send me a message :) Now for tl;dr tech specs: H/W/B: 6'0" / ~215lbs / avg. DD(-420)F😇& dtf 😈 Eyes: dark Hair dark For posteriority: This is stupid... look what I had written here before: | Seeking female(s). | Looking for fun and emotionally detached sexual encounters without future | expectations beyond that of future encounters | no piercings or tattoos (but appreciate them on others nonetheless), overall | handsome. I'd give myself a 8.3 out of 10. GAAG... what is it that? A clinical visit note?

My Ideal Person tl;dr IDGAF:
Always down to cruise and smoke, I love cars & driving, weed and sharing. My name isn't buck, but if you're my kind of person, I might just be DTF. Wow me with your brains, since you've already borne your bosoms, k?

30/M for at least one 18-WGAF? I certainly don't.

Curious about / willing to try
role play / acting, dom / sub

Extra points for
Tasteful lingerie, good music, good wine/cocktail, jene sais quoi.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Really? yes. Does it matter? They are a celebrity. They
are either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid and just
well connected. <br><br>
Their power. That is probably what turns me on the most.
I'd fuck Jessica Lange, just to say I did it.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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