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lumphumper 54 / M
"looking for a lively girl for mutual molestations"
Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada
 
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Member Since: May 31, 2016

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lumphumper 54/M
Abbotsford, British Columbia , Canada
oh my balls are so swollen
Introduction
living in the beautiful fraser valley, im looking for ladies close by who would like to have an occasional get together for discreet sex. im perfectly straight and prefer ladies , would consider a couple . im not picky about your age, race, body type , as long as you are clean disease free and some what sane ;)

My Ideal Person ideally you will look like a supermodel, fuck like a pornstar, be rich as a movie star and party like a rock star, but if youre the girl next door, thats awesome too .

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
too many, ,, , beatles to bach

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jennifer aniston, nicole kidman, elle macpherson, barbie,
marge simpson

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Information
  • 54 / male
  • Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 1, 1970
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 190-193 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None